Dakota's POV:
Blair shoves everyone out of her way so she runs out of the van first. Jerk... HAHA! KARMA, she just got tackled by a dog!
The rest of us hop out of the van. Jordan starts towards Blair to help her up but stops in her tracks when 4 fuming mad girls come walking towards us...
Uh-oh...
*Jordan's POV:
"Hi guys!" I say to lighten the mood.
"What's up?"
"'What's up?' That what you say??? You are really late, it's 8:45!" Ally screeches.
"Yeah.... Well... I brought professionals?" I gesture to my gang.
"Ugh! Okay, I guess you're fine this time but next time, please be more responsible."
Pfft, yes mom. Gosh, she's soo bossy...
We all manage to squeeze in the van... even Meredith's dog... This will be eventful.......
*Meredith's POV (A/N Sorry, I got bored with Jordan...) :
"THEY SEE ME ROLLIN', THEY HATIN'-"
"CAN YOU SHUT THE CRAP UP?!" Stella yells.
How rude! She even said a bad word in front of my Pumpkin-poo! Oh No She Didn't! She's gonna get her tooshie whooped!
"BLAIR! STELLA CURSED IN FRONT OF PUMPKIN!!" I tattled.
"Stella," Blair warned.
Stella just pouted and looked out the window. Ha ha ha. I'm soo tired...
*IN HER DREAM*
"RIIIIIDE INTO THE SUNSHINE!"
Meredith commanded Pumpkin.
Meredith rode on Pumpkin's back until they came to a forest.
"This must be the Enchanted Forest.... LOOK, THERE'S JACOB! GO KILL RENESME SO YOU CAN GET MARRIED!" Meredith orders.
Pumpkin frolics away towards Jacob and Renesme(from Twilight).
Meredith finds a narrow trail and desides to go down it.
The trees are covered in beautiful blossums.
She sees strange, but gorgeous birds soaring and singing above her. They are bright blue with neon-pink streaks running through it.
Suddenly, the path gets wider. She sees a meadow filled with flowers of the rainbow.
Then she sees the most brilliant creature she has ever laid eyes on. A unicorn with wings? Or is it a pegasus with a horn? She can't decide so she calls it a punicorn.
The punicorn is nibbling on a white flower. It has rainbow streaks running down its mane and tail. It also has a rainbow design on its side.
Meredith was just about to pet the creatue when... It licks her?
Meredith wakes up to find a pair of big brown eyes staring at her's.
"YOU STUPID DOG!!! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO PET RAINBOW-DASH WHEN YOU WOKE ME UP, YOU BI-"
"Woah, calm down, we were just about to wake you anyways cuz we're here." Oliver says.
I look out the window and see a huge tour bus.
"Well, I'm going." states Dakota.
"BUTTER MY BUTT AND CALL ME A BISQUIT, I AM TOO!" I announce.
"Haha, NO." He protested. (A/N *wiggle of the eyebrows* *wink wink*)
"Whyyy?'
"It's too dangerous."
"WHAT?! I am a flipping punicorn pinja! I can kick all your asses right now!!!"
"*HUFF* FFIIINNNEE.. If you must...."
"Yes!"
I grab a wierd looking explosive thing while running out the door. I slip it in my jacket pocket and kick the tour bus door open.
All of One Direction are sitting at a table eating breakfast, now staring at me.
"Hey... do you happen to have a can opener?" I ask innocently.
"What? Why?" Louis questions.
"CUZ I'M ABOUT TO OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS ON YA!" I yell as I push a button on the explosive thing and chuck it randomly.
Great first impression, Meredith, it landed in Niall's cereal. It has already begun beeping so I ran out of the bus.
PLEASE DONT BE A BOMB, PLEASE DONT BE A BOMB!
I hear it explode, so I turn to look at the bus. Looks fine to me...
I walk inside the bus to find their bodies limp.I kneel down to check Harry's pulse. HE'S NOT DEAD!! It must've been K.O. gas...
Just as I stand up, a guy walks in.
"OH MY GOD YOU'RE JUSTIN BEIBER!" I yell before I hit him in the head with a random pan.
........ He's still standing........
"OOOOOWWWWWW!!!" He winces as he clutches where I hit him. (A/N: Haha, that last sentence...)
"HIT HIM AGAIN!" someone yells from behind me.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!" I scream as I hit 'Justin' on the other side of the head. He falls to the ground unconscious.
"Nice job." Dakota says when I see him behind me.
"Um, thanks..."
Now that I think about it.... 'Justin' doesn't look like J.B. that much anymore.... hmmm...
**********AUTHOR'S NOTE...**********
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FanfictionAvery, Ally, Alana, Meredith, and Jordan have taken on the challenge of kidnapping One Direction!!! Will they succeed? Will they fail? Will love blossom? Will hearts be broken? Are you annoyed of yourself because you aren't already reading this Fan...
