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THOMAS ERRORIST Mansion
[Cuts to inside the mansion of THOMAS ERRORIST, who is out in South America making advancements in new business opportunities. CHRIS is sitting in a large brown leather chair with a pipe in his mouth, a lighter in the other hand and a book in his other large hand. He coughs for a couple of seconds quite heavily. DD is sitting in the opposing chair.]
DD: Can I ask Mr Chadsworth? Why am I even here? I'm not sure I'll be of much use mate. Plus I've got my own business going on at the moment. I can't just abandon it-
CHRIS: I'm gonna cut you off there private. First of all you call me boss as I am your superior and because me and Bill will be settling your payments for the jobs that you complete. It'll make your little 'business' look like kids play compared to how much dough ya gonna bring in for us.
DD: Mate I haven't got the experience you guys have.
CHRIS: Don't bullshit me private! Rule number two: Never talk back to your superiors! Only talk when you are spoken to! Do you understand me!
DD: Yes I understand you...boss.
CHRIS: Good. [smokes out of his pipe blowing it into the air] You catch on quick. Also I know about your little businesses and your reputation is quite admirable. I admire your work private, and the big boss has been seeing your rapid progression through this trade and demands to have you onboard. Nobody wants to see the boss upset or else bad things happen so...here we are.
DD: I'm telling ya I-
CHRIS: Silence! Now you will do as I say or else! You don't even wanna know about the last fucker who messed with the business. Where is he now? Well you can find his remains decaying on the side of the motorway on the M15. Discarded like a piece of trash. Do you want that to be in your future, eh boy?
DD: No.
CHRIS: [grins] Good. So are you in?
DD: Sure.
CHRIS: Sound more enthusiastic would ya! Are you in!
DD: Yeh!
CHRIS: Good. Now I've got a job for you. Michael will tell you the rest. Better make good of this one. First impressions are key in this line of work. Now fuck off and listen to Michael like a good boy.
[He leaves]

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