School Field- Bishop Beginsford
[CALLUM sits around lying against a tree the day afterwards. He is all alone, looking at Reddit whilst eating an egg and mayonnaise sandwich. His mind wanders to many things: mainly CHANNON. He talks to himself.]
CALLUM: If only she was here right now. If only I wasn't so Inceluous. Holloway was right, the bastard. He's probably nibbling some cute chick's neck this very second. If only I could have some of that!
[Suddenly, CHANNON walks past. For CALLUM, he is once again in the slo-mo dimension.]
CALLUM: [Quietly to himself] Shit, not now! Of all the times to get hard this isn't one of them!
[CALLUM glances over at the year 7s nearby. They are chucking yogurts at the nearby wall and talking about 'Footy']
LIAM: I'm telling you, mate, we're getting the world cup this time!
WILHELM: Nein. Ich finde das most unlikely.
LIAM: Oh, fuck off Wilhelm you twat. Go back to eating your currywurst why don't you?
WILHELM: I'm more partial to a Hawaiian Pizza myself.
LIAM: And it's not like you've won the world cup in a good... fifty years? Probs cos of all those sausages they ate the fat fucks!
[CALLUM stops looking at the two, realising he looks incredibly creepy. Instead, his gaze drifts back to CHANNON. However, he stops himself. In his imagination he walks up to CHANNON full of confidence]
CALLUM: Hey Channon!
CHANNON: Hey cutie!
CALLUM: You talking to me? [he smiles]
CHANNON: Of course, cutie pie. You're looking quite handsome today, Callum.
[She walks seductively closer to him. CALLUM slowly to her as well. They hold hands looking into each other's eyes.]
CALLUM: Thank you! You look stunning!
CHANNON: [blushes] Thank you.
CALLUM: Hey Channon. I was wondering. Are you free to hang out later?
CHANNON: You're not done hanging out with me now.
[She goes to kiss him but is interrupted in reality where CHANNON has caught him staring at her.]
CHANNON: Callum?
CALLUM: Huh?
CHANNON: Is everything alright? You're looking kinda creepy right now.
CALLUM: Oh, yeh sorry about that. Just daydreaming. Not being like a creep.
CHANNON: Ok? Bye.
[She goes to walk off]
CALLUM: Wait!
CHANNON: Yes Callum?
CALLUM: Are...if you were...umm...
CHANNON: Is everything alright Callum? You're not normally this weird around me. What do you wanna say?
CALLUM: Do you like pizza?
CHANNON: Yes. Why?
CALLUM: There's this new-well not too new- but fairly new restaurant that sells pizza in town. Umm...
CHANNON: Do you wanna hang out there?
CALLUM: Ye-yeh.
CHANNON: 5:00 tomorrow night?
CALLUM: Absolutely.
CHANNON: Good. I'll be there. But don't bring that teddy bear of yours. That was a weird maths lesson.
CALLUM: [chuckles but blushes] Oh of course not. I've matured since then. I'm not an idiot. [chuckles and tries to smack himself on the head in a mimicry way but pokes himself in the eye] Oww!
CHANNON: Callum! Are you ok?
CALLUM: Yep.
CHANNON: Now try not to embarrass me when we hang out.
Callum: You got it! See you later bab- I mean Channon.
CHANNON: Ok? Bye.
[She walks off whilst CALLUM is still rubbing at his eye however an oh too familiar voice is heard behind him.]
DD: Channon Chadsworth? Never knew you'd ever want a date after what happened with you and Carly. I'm so sorry about how it all turned out. [chuckles]
CALLUM: Go away Daniel.
DD: Alright, chill out lover boy. No need to be all hostile. We're friends after all.
CALLUM: I wouldn't lower myself to be friends with a condescending oppressor like you. Now I've got a lesson to go to.
[He tries to walk towards the school, but DD's huge hand reaches out and stops him in his tracks]
DD: Not so fast HARRISON.
CALLUM: What do you want?
DD: Your little friend Hollobitch! He has gone way out of line this time!
CALLUM: What? What do you mean?
DD: Don't play stupid. He's fucking my girl, isn't he? [he grabs Callum's collar] Isn't he?!
CALLUM: Well...well...we're not really that close.
DD: [tightens grip on collar pushing him against the tree] Now listen here you little Inceluous nonce! You better start talking or else you know what happens next! [he hints to his fist and licks his lips]
CALLUM: Umm-
[Suddenly a knife strikes just above DD's head on the tree. DD turns and sees OBASI, BABATUNDE and T-RAG eying him]
DD: Umm...Baba, T man, Bass. What are you doing here?
OBASI: We've come to talk to this midget next to ya.
DD: I've got a bit of business to take care of myself first though.
OBASI: Look, I don't want to fight you. You know what happened last time. Now how about I hook you up with my other supplier. Hasim. He'll hook you up. He's got the new shiz.
DD: Why should I believe you?
OBASI: Have I ever lied to you?
DD: [silence] No.
OBASI: Then it's settled. I'll hook you up later. After I'm done with this bitch.
DD: Aight. Same place?
OBASI: You know it!
DD: Aight bet. [turns to CALLUM] You got lucky this time Harrison. But one of these times you won't have this same courtesy. [he turns and walks towards the school]
CALLUM: Umm...who...who are you?
OBASI: it doesn't matter who I am, kid! You've got some information we need.
CALLUM: [shaking] What do you mean?
OBASI: [chuckles a fake chuckle] [to himself] This man really wanna play with me. [grabs CALLUM's collar] Don't play stupid with me boy! Chadley Chadsworth! Where is he?!
CALLUM: [to himself] Damn I need to get some new friends. [To OBASI] How am I meant to know where he is? Look we're not that close.
OBASI: You're lying! I know you two are friends! [picks CALLUM up by the throat against the tree] Tell me where he is, now!
CALLUM: Please don't hurt me!
OBASI: Then tell me where he is!
CALLUM: Look I swear to God I don't know!
OBASI: As if you care about God, you bastard! DD does talk you know.
Callum: He's in prison, isn't he?
OBASI: Haven't you heard? He's escaped! And we've got some unfinished business. I'm gonna ask you one last time where is he?
CALLUM: I swear I don't know!
OBASI: You better not be lying to me! You wanna know what happened to the last unfaithful cunt who lied to me?
CALLUM: I'm really fine with not knowing-
OBASI: He died! Found in the middle of the forest with gunshot wounds all over his ass.
CALLUM: Oh god!
OBASI: It's not like in your stupid little video games with the battle royales and shooting with your fake guns. This is reality HARRISON! The reality is people die when they do wrong! Do you wanna be one of those people?
CALLUM: [almost inaudibly] No-
OBASI: DO YOU WANNA BECOME ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE?!
CALLUM: [almost sobbing] No!
OBASI: Now if you don't know where he is then tell me: where can I find him? Where does he normally hang out?
CALLUM: Well...urm...there's this building literally around the corner from town. You can't miss it. It's got a load of missing windows and a large set of wooden doors. That's all I know.
[OBASI lets go of CALLUM's throat and CALLUM clutches at his throat]
OBASI: Wasn't so hard, was it? If only you weren't such a bitch you'd actually get somewhere with women. Danny told me what you did. Sick freak! Paying a girl 20 quid to kiss you? That's bad even for Danny's levels.
BABATUNDE: Not gonna lie that's kinda mad still.
OBASI: [To CALLUM] Now fuck off why don't ya? Make sure I don't see your ass again!
[CALLUM runs off towards the school in panic and fear]
OBASI: Now let's get this bitch!
YOU ARE READING
Inceluous
AçãoThis is the story of a boy with problems he cannot control and a desire for the girls in his class which are set to become unfulfilled until he stumbles across Channon. Though she is younger than him she has the social maturity he has always needed...
