open mike knight

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Y/n pov

"The village of funnyton. Ha! Kind of a funny place to look for the final magic book, don't you think? " jestro said "I don't think. I attack. Now let's tear this place apart and leave them all screaming" the book of monsters said the monsters then ran into the village but no one was there "uh, where is everybody?" The book of monsters asked then we heard people laughing and we followed the noise "those aren't screams. That's...laughter? " the book of monsters said then we looked through the door and saw a bunch of people laughing at joke knightly "wait isn't that jokes knightly? Jestro made me watch his TV show" I said "I think that is. Oh I love that guy." jestro said "so, what's the deal with dungeon food anyway? Trying to get a decent meal in a dugeon is like trying to put horseshoes on a hover horse. Am I right"jokes knightly said his joke and the whole crowd started to laugh then we walked in "yeah. He is right because hover horses don't have feet or horseshoes. that's funny"the book of monsters said laughing "I know. You should probably spare him when you attack everyone else "jestro said "Hold, hold on. I wanna hear another joke" the book of monsters said while everyone was listening to the joke I said "you know how do they just go up onto stage and make jokes in front of hundreds of people" I said sweating at the thought of doing that "you know, it really would be a good idea for you to attack while everyones distracted" jestro said "just-just-just one more joke" the book of monsters said to jestro after a couple of minutes or hours of listening to him well I wasn't really listening we walked out "he so funny. Oh, I'm glad we never got around to attacking him" jestro said "attack him? Ha! We need to imitate him.Did you see how he ruled his audience. He commanded their attention and loyalty. And he didn't have to pillage anything.we need to harness this- power of laughter and use it to make everyone do exactly as we command"the book of monsters said " uh, you mean like, be funny? "Jestro asked "yeah, you used to be a jester didn't you? " the book of monsters asked jestro "Hmm. Not a very good one" jestro said "Ah, you just need practice. You think Joke Knightly got this funny overnight? " the book of monsters said "well, I did see him a few years ago, and he wasn't that great.i wonder how he got so funny and popular,all of a sudden?" jestro said

"So there's this knight, and he's, like, uh, smart. No, I mean no he's not smart. He's dumb. And then he shoots an arrow in the air. Get it?" Jestro said trying to make a good joke but failing "it was some what good" I said to the book of monsters "jestro, you competely messed up that joke" the book of monsters yelled to jestro then the book of monsters says the joke correctly then the book keeper gave jestro the book of monsters and they started doing more jokes while I was still sitting at the table mainly ignoring them because I had other things on my mind

"HEY Y/N WHAT'S GOING ON HERE" I was woken out of my thoughts when clay said that "jestro doing comedy with the books of monsters" I said then all the other knights who were wearing jestro hats sat next to be even though I didn't even want them to I then went back to my thoughts but then Aaron started laughing loudly and then the other knights then I went to the wall and leaned on it and covered my ears until jestro and the book of monsters finished so I waited for them to came back

Then I heard jestro screamed and walked into the room seeing the knights and the book of monsters was gone then clay told jestro to go out by himself after all the knights left I stopped jestro and said "I have two things to talk to you about if that's ok" I said to him "sure after I preform" jestro said

While jestro was walking back I was going to tell him but then the book of monsters showed up saying they needed to go back to the lava lands to feed him the last book "why don't you just eat it now, like you always do? " jestro asked "ya is there something you aren't tell us" I also asked "well no, it's the final book and I need to, um...throw us a big party" the book of monsters said "But we're still gonna do our comedy act, right? Because I did pretty well out there tonight "yeah, yeah, yeah, sure whatever. Let's go" the book of monsters said then jestro and the book of monsters started talking about him being the chosen one then the knights showed up and started to battle the monsters

I whispered something to clay and ran off with jestro as the book of monsters yelled at me then I ran to the forest filling jestro in on what I was doing then jestro gave me the book and I gave it to clay and we hoped into his vehicle

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