Rants

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(Swearing, gore and bloody things involve)

So I was playing king of thieves. Then I went to fb to chat with Cutie. Suddenly, a stupid arab dude or whatever came and raided my place. He stole my 4000 gems.

That motherfuckin dude came when my sheild is off, I have no more keys, and I was upgrading my stupid canon.

When I came back, I tried to retrieve my gems. But I ran out of luck. I didn't get fuckin hurt or anything at all, but nooo the game didn't let me take it back.

I swear if I meet you dude, I will take a fuckin katana and stab you to death. Then i'll cut of your head, build a dungeon, hang it and then draw a satan underneath it. I'll shed your skin and turn it into the dungeon's carpet. Your skull I will crush to bits, your bones I shall make it into a furniture, your guts I shall cut, chop smash, and feed it to the animals, your brain i shall squish it and also feed it to the animals. I will take out your eyeballs and stab it, put it in your mouth and then sew it shut.

DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY GEMS MUTHERFUCKA!!

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