The Water God was sitting on his self made throne, staring at nothing but blank space. He wondered what he was suppose to do, why was he created, who created him, when was he created. But he's deep thoughts was then disturbed by the Thunder god, along with the others.
"Oi Suijin, why do ya always have that cold look on yer face. Come on, smile. Ryujin make him smile, I'm sick of that poker face."
"You shouldn't force him to smile Raijin, it's impolite."
"No Fujin, I'm also sick of that damn face, why is he always so dull! Right, Tenjin?"
(Yea all these Jin gon make y'all confuzzled)
"I agree, he is boring."
"You're all annoying. Be quiet." Suijin mumbled.
"That's why yer disliked, even by us. Ya can't even joke, what a boring guy." Raijin claimed.
"Look at his eyes, they're cold and scary. Ugh." Tenjin added.
"I was the one who's not fond of you guys, and still am! Now shut up!"
"We get it. Yer personality still hasn't changed even thou-." Suijin sealed the Thunder God's mouth shut and pout. A light blue crystal bubble suddenly appeared and surprised all of them.
"Fufu, another sacrification has been made for you, how long has it been?" Fujin asked, counting her fingers.
"Eh? She looks... Different. Unlike the others, she has pale translucent skin like us, well most of us." Ryujin said and looked at Raijin.
"That unnatural hair color too, is she a goddess?" Raijin asked.
"If she is she wouldn't be drowning right? Suijin, how about you save her and make her your wife?" Tenjin asked jokingly.
The Water God mumbled a few words, obviously annoyed. He flicked his fingers and his little assistant brought the little girl in front of him. She was blindfolded, tied and gagged with white cloth. It seems like she is now unconscious and her breathing is unbalanced. Suijin made the girl levitate to engulf her with his bubbles. He then put her down harshly but she didn't move a muscle, well couldn't.
"She's still tied up you idiot." Raijin whispered.
"Such a hassle..." He sighed and removed the cloth around her wrists by flicking his fingers. The girl laid on the groud for mere seconds, and got up. She finally faced the others.
"Uwah! She doesn't just have luscious gold hair, the marine blue eyes too! So beautiful for someone who's on the same level as those flesh people! I want her as my bride" Ryujin said squealing. 'But you're too a female, that is wrong isn't it?' was what Suijin was going to ask, but decided not to.
"And she's so young! Foolish humans not knowing how to appreciate beautiful creatures. But thinking that mere humans can become wives of god... Pathetic, It's funny." Tenjin sneered.
Suijin laughed at Tenjin's statement, and the others gave him weird looks. Ah right, he hadn't laughed for centuries now, so he might laugh weirdly. To make sure he walked to the girl, who's still confused and ask.
"Is my laughter weird little girl? Don't worry, your voice can only be heard by me as I have created a soundproof bubble around us. Those petty gods wont bother with our conversation." He said and caressed her short curly hair.
She didn't reply.
"Alright..." Suijin knelt down as the same level as the little girl. "I guess I'll make you my wife." He said sneering.
The little girl stared at him and finally askes something unexpected. "...Um... Uncle, do you like little boys?"
Suijin stared at the girl with a confused look.
"You gay pedophile."
"Wait. Hold up. Girl, I don't know what you are saying but, calling me an uncle is rude. I'm god, and your future husband. You should call me 'dear', or other sweet names mere humans call their partners." He said flicking her head.
He then continued. "In the first place, why aren't you panicking like other humans and going, 'Kyaa, He's beautiful but scary, help!'. I'm a god who li-"
The little boy covered his mouth and made a 'shush' sound. "Uncle you talk too much. And I'm a boy, see I have a part where girls don't but boys do." The girl said and lifted up her gown.
The water god stopped his long lecture and stared at the little boy for a while. "... Ah I see. But your appearance is rather different then the village, is it not?"
"Uncle you dress weird too okay. Oh, I know! You're cosplaying right? If so, that's a nice cloth you're wearing."
Suijin stared at the little boy. "What is cosplaying? Ah never mind, i'm not interested anyways. Oh yeah, what does the word 'gay pedophile' mean? It seems, interesting."
"It means you're a pervert who likes little boys, it's an insult. Even though you're good looking, I'm straight, so I reject your marriage proposal." The little boy got up and bowed down.
"Pervert what is that word... whatever. So this age gap matter bothers you huh? Then, I will make you my wife once you grow up. Your appearance is already like a girl's so it's okay."
"No Thanks." The little boy refused and bowed down again. The Water God didn't know what to say, and the silence made it worst. Did this little boy who looks like a girl refused him, refused the beautiful gorgeous, powerful, majestic him?
"Y- you, you just refused my proposal. Me, mine." He said as if it's a bad thing.
"Yeah. Like I said, I'm straight. The one I want to marry has to be a female who can cook, become a housewife and take care of my children."
Ryujin and Raijin burst out in laughter. The Water God's pride was broken and he's power became weak, causing the others to overhear their conversation.
"This girl isn't afraid at all huh? She's probably too young to understand, but clever. She's clever I tell you." Raijin said to Fujin, who just kept smiling.
"Out of my place." Suijin finally snapped.
"Again with those eyes." Tenjin mumbled.
"Fine, let's go out and play. Hey little girl, good luck." Ryujin said and gave him a thumbs up.
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I was bored.
ye.
The jins doe
I had fun googling these gods
Infired by a shojou manga about a water God and a red haired little girl, title is Suijin no smth
And also a yaoi about wandering gods, title is a ship name but I forgot lel
I must learn how to make original content
