i'm going on abt charlie and i's favorite dad here
we <3 bradley lampart even though he's fake
FC:JASON MOMOA (it's now shark week and he's hosting and all i see is brad i'm so 😭😭😭)
yeah it's the same pic from purple ballerina bc the other pics of him online are a bit spicy
NAME:BRADLEY JACOB LAMPART (NÈE: CLINE)
BACKSTORY:(we're going lowercase!) so he was born to anastasia freya cline and harvey trent cline in helsinger, denmark. his dad left when he turned three due to a marital spat. after that his mom brought home various types of guys who would physically abuse him and yell at him. this kept going on until he was 16 when he got emancipated and went to live in munich where he became best friends with jessica laura lampart. they had never seen eachother as more than friends until after she had the twins (we <3 how he went from callie's godfather to stepfather) which they got even closer and got married, months later having veronica. due to his hatred of his family and her hate of being controlled by men (girlboss <3) he took her last name. they basically lived happily ever after until they got a phone call from a hospital in france abt callie, then when callie got a girlfriend, and then when they met laura.
PERSONALITY:HE'S LITERALLY THE DAD THAT THE TWINS NEEDED, LOVING, SUPPORTIVE, DOESN'T RAPE YOU!! HE'S AN AMAZING AND KIND GUY LIKE ALL MEN SHOULD BE 😡😡😡 I'M ANGEY AT THE TWINS' BIRTH FATHER DEVON 😡😡😡😡
PETS:he had a bird when he was younger that was a love dove named Niro
SPOUSE:JESSICA LAURA LAMPART (whatever year the twins were born - now)
CHILDREN:laura macy easton, callie veruca callahan (by choice 😍🤞) veronica jessie lampart (by blood 🤡🤡)