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you think i'm joking haha funny

i am in no way shape or form joking about a marriage pact

once we get married for "tax purposes" 

we are moving to a cottage that had quite a bit of farmland around it (see photo below)

then we will get three dogs in this order

hades (doberman without clipped ears because i hate clipping ears)

poseidon (blue merle shetland sheep dog)

zeus (chihuahua, bc he's a little bitch)

then we will go on to fall in love and realize that we've loved each other all along but never knew how to say it so we got married right away instead