☁️ South Park Prefernces☁️

🩸Yandere Au🩸

A/n : this was requested, I don't remember who

🖤Stanley Marsh 🖤
- the man would stalk you constantly

- you were none the wiser about this

- he has a frickin shrine of you in his closet

- the man practically worshipped you

- you eventually figured it out but you were kind of...into it?

- "So...you're stalking me huh?"

- "Wh- How did you know that?"

- " Oh Stan, I have my ways~"

- SUPA FREAK SUPA FREAK

- Sooo y'all endded up becoming a Bonnie + Clyde situation

💚Kyle Broflovski💚

- this side would ONLY come out when provoked in some way

- for example, if someone were to hit on you, he'd stalk them to figure out their whereabouts

- once he got the information he needed, he carried out whatever crime he felt was justified for the victim

- ngl he gives me saw logic-

- "I'm not a murderer, I'm delivering justice"

- "by torturing a guy who just so happened to hit on me in math class once??"

- you made Kyle question his justification ✨ plenty✨ of times

- you could say you were the logical one in the relationship

- overly protective is the best word to describe him-

😤Eric Cartman😤

-where tf do I even start with this man

- man's already committed murders since the 4th grade so nothing out of the ordinary

- we all know whst happens you wrong him

- just ask tenorman's parents-

- you were pretty nonchalant about Eric's insanity

- " I'll kill anyone for you~"

- "Eric we're in a KFC there's no need for that, eat your bucket"

- the man almost had a war with Kenny because of you

- "you're mine~"

🧡Kenny McCormick🧡

- all of his crimes are hidden by acts of vigilantism

- Being Mysterion honestly pays off for him

- you were helping him by being his trust assistant

- that "assistant" position canes with some perks ಡ⁠ ͜⁠ ⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಡ

- he's basically Batman but with morally wrong values

- "Babe, who's the next person?"

- "Your next target is Clyde, douche tried to put his hands down my shirt"

- "ohhh he's gonna get fuuucked up"

💙Craig Tucker💙

- Craig's is much like Kyle's just more... aggressive

- the man slammed cartman's face into a locker for making a dirty joke about you

- yeah Craig can be pretty scary when he gets protective

- you were a bit of a worry wort when it came to Craig's overprotectiveness

- "Baby, it's 1 in the morning. Where have you been?!"

- "it's fine Hun, I handled Cartman like I said I would."
- "B-But what about-"

- "I know what you're going to say, and yes the evidence has also been taken care of."

- it was pretty hot whenever he got protective in front of you

☕Tweek Tweak☕

- HE COULD NEVER HE'S A GOOD BOI-

- and he'd be a nervous wreck trying to carry out something as drastic as getting rid of the body

- actually, YOU were the yandere one

- you would kill anyone who would even dare to flirt or bully him

- Tweek is VERY unaware of your doings

- such a thorough and clever person you are

- "(n/n), where have you been?! I've been calling you for hours and you never picked up-"

- "Don't worry darling, I'm okay! I promise."

✨Clyde Donovan✨

- he's too much of a pussy to do any of that shit

- he'll talk bus shit and then walk away fr fr

- at most he'll take it to social media and post mad shit about the person

- "babe, I leaked everything Damien had on his phone"

- you just went along with the stuff he did

- if it got to drastic measures, Clyde would fight someone occasionally

- usually, you'd fight whoever was bothering you

- Clyde ended up being a bit of a hacker because of when he was with Bebe

💜Tolkien Black💜

- he's too chill for that

- if someone flirts with you once, he'll just shrug and keep it pushing

- if someone were to openly put their hands on you in front of him

- honey, whoever did that was in for a rude awakening

- he'd beat the person senseless to the point that they'd be unrecognizable

- one time, PC Principal couldn't pull Tolkien off of the person he was beating up

- you were pretty flattered especially since Tolkien is such a cool, collected person

- "wow, I never knew you could do sum like that"

- "what was I supposed to do? He was touching on my wife, so I knocked him TF out"

- he's such a a gentleman that when he gets angry, it's pretty horrifying

A/n : Whewww, heyy it's been a little bit! I've been a bit busy but I'll definitely try to upload as much as I can