First time doing this so yeahhhh mines is gonna be sum different also
⚠️WARNING LOTS OF CUSSING⚠️
|Also Muzan has other kids not just Haruka|
Muzan: I really don't see what's so hard about this you know
Akaza: Sorry Master Muzan but everything!
Douma: Akaza-Dono!!
*Akaza moves and Douma hits the wall*
Akaza: Don't do this right now Douma!
Douma: Aww Akaza-Dono don't be like that~
Muzan: Douma focus leave him alone
Douma: Sorry Master Muzan!
Muzan: Back too what we were talking about
Akaza: Everything is basically hard too do and I'm sorry but I can't master
*Muzan sighs*
Akaza: My apologies
Muzan: I understand where your coming from and I'll ask a different demon
Akaza: Sorry again master
Douma: Akaza-Dono we should get married
Akaza: What the actual fuck is wrong with you Idiot
Douma: I'm obsessed with you
Emiko: Real obsessed with you so you know Hakūji
*Akaza bows*
Emiko: Noo don't do that!
Akaza: But I have too
Miracle: You don't have too our father tell you too
Hattori: Get up please
Akaza: Yes ma'am
Masaru: I don't think they would want too be called ma'am either?
Douma: Master Masaru
Masaru: Nah don't call me master that shit weird
Urumi: Oi! Masaru it's your turn!
Masaru: My turn for what?
Hāchirō: Too train with uncle of course
Masaru: I don't have time too be training I have a tight schedule
Akahori: Honestly what do a clueless black head do all day long?
Masaru: You have black hair also Idiot
Akahori: Yet I'm smarter than you
Toriniku: Ugh you Idiots argue every fucking day do me and the family a favor and give yourselves a break would ya?
Kamazuki: Where is Haruka?
Kanami: I don't know
Hetoru: Where is Haruka?!
Haruka: I'm right here uncle
Hetoru: Oh thank the gods
*Alright Time for some Kokudou 🖤*
Kokushibo: What do you see Douma?
Douma: Koku-Dono too be real with you I see nothing
Kokushibo: Are you sure Douma
Douma: Yeah I'm one hundred percent sure Koku-Dono
Kokushibo: Hmm alright
Douma: Akaza-Dono over here!
Akaza's mind: Dammit he would be here
Douma: Let's go meet up with Akaza-Dono Koku-Dono!!
Akaza: Stop right there Idiot
Douma: Can I hug you??
Akaza: Aheh the answer is clearly no you clueless no brainer
*Douma hugs Akaza*
Kokushibo: What brings you in the far woods Hakūji
Akaza: Nothing really just out for Hashira's
Daki: Right more like the fire Hashira then Hashira's
Douma: Kyōjurō?
Daki: Yeah that one
Douma: Why is that Akaza-Dono?
Akaza: Ahhh ok I think that's enough hugging for now
Douma: Do you like Kyōjurō Akaza-Dono?
Akaza: Well it was pleasant seeing you but me and Daki have too find something for Master Muzan
Daki: Wah? no we do- ohhhh yeah later
Kokushibo: Later or whatever?
Douma: I wanna kill Kyōjurō Koku-Dono
Kokushibo: Is it because you have feelings for Akaza?
Douma: Let's just go and don't ask any weird questions ok?
Kokushibo: Ok
Douma: How about we race?!
Kokushibo: Sure I'll give you a head start
Douma: Catch me if you can Koku-Dono!
Kokushibo's mind: What's so good about Akaza I'm stronger,I'm faster,I'm smarter and I can make friends...well the last ones a lie but whatever
Douma: Koku-Dono I'm gonna win!!
Kokushibo's mind: I want you too see that I love you more than Akaza I love your hair,your big smile,your eyes,your nails and your beautiful personality but you only love Akaza
OK THAT'S THE END OF THIS CHAPTER BECAUSE MY ARM IS GOING TOO SLEEP ALSO BECAUSE IT'S LIKE TWELVE O'CLOCK SOOOOO YEAH!!!! BYEEE
