Me:OMGGGGGG REALLY?
(I opened the door to see a blac chyna with a long ass diamond pink limousine)
Blac Chyna:GET CHO ASS IN,YOU LETTIN ALL DA GOOD AIR OUT! She yelled.
Me:Okay Hold Up Where's Jhonni?
(JHONNI ROLLS DOWN WINDOW SCREAMING)
Jhonni:BIH I WAS FINNA CALL YOU BUT BLAC WAS ALL LIKE HOLD TF UP DIS GON BE A SUPRISE.
Me:Guh Lets Just Get There!Yasssss
-------Pulls up at Club Xcutive-------
Jhonni:The smell of that weed is makin a bitch hungry goddamn,thats that loud pack B.
Blac Chyna:STHU LETS JUST PARTY WOOOOH
Me and Jhonni in unison:TURN UP BIH!!!
Dj:WELCOME TO CLUB XCUTIVE LIVE!IMMA BRING MY NIGGA ON STAGE AND WE GON TURN UP IGHT?
EVERYBODY SAY HELL YEAH!Crowd:HELL YEAHHHHHH!
DJ:LET ME BRING OUT DA HOMIE PLIESSS TURN DOWN FOR WHAT NIGGA!WE LIVE.
Plies:"I MENT TO TELL YA BABY DADDY A PUSS NIGGA AND YOU A PUSSY HOE FOR FUCKIN WIT DA NIGGA...I DONE SEEN SOME REAL NIGGAS TURN PUSSY BUT NEVER SEEN A PUSSY NIGGA TURN REAL I-)
Me:Damn who tf is this black ass nigga on stage?He fuckin up da vibe.
Jhonni:Yoo,Im gon go try to get at rich homie quan so both of yall have fun.
Blac Chyna:Yoo dis nigga all up on plies like he plies bitch.
Man on stage:Man imma big fan uh yo music man but chu need to improve fam
Plies:Nigga if u a fan of mines you wouldn't tell me i need to improve.Fuck what chu say we getting Color Money-
(MAN BODY SLAMS OFF STAGE)
Me:*ON FLOOR LAUGHING BOOTY BEHIND DEAD.
Blac Chyna:Goddamn Cubie Is It That Funny?
Me:Hell yeah,his legs went up in da air out of nowhere and plus plies lil so ofcourse dat shit funny.
Blac Chyna:Oh hell nawl we need to go cuz errybody fightin fa no reason now.
Me:Ill go get jhonni den.
I walk over to the bar to see jhonni and rich homie quan laughing,giggling,and holdin hands.
Me:Ooooh yall two got a lil sumn sumn going onnnnn....
Jhonni:Shutup lol and btw me and richy are now together :)
Me:OMGGGGGG YALL SO CUTE.Well me and blac chyna finna go back home now cuz the crowd swerving they hands on ppl faces n shit now.
Jhonni:Well ill see yall tommorow im going home with richy tonight.
Me:Ok yall do yall.
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FINALLLLYYYY IM HOMEEEE.
I kick off my Louboutin heels and lay on my bed recklessly.Omggg Im tired as shit.I Fall asleep until I get a shocking call...My eye grew as wide as they could.I could feel hot tears rolling down my puffy cheeks as I begin to swipe the answer button on my phone....
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SECOND BONUS CHAPTER COMMENT BELOW OF WHO U THINK IS CALLING HER PHONE AND I HAVE NOW DECIDED TO MAKE AS MANY CHAPTERS AS I COULD