Johnathan is Sage's dad
Johnathan: Sage go outside.
Sage: huh? no, why would I do that?
Johnathan: Because it's a nice day and-
Sage: To you it is.
Johnathan: Sage the weather is nice and you're young.
Sage: So?
Johnathan: So go outside.
Sage: there's nothing to do.
Johnathan: Find something to do.
Sage: I did. I'm watching anime.
Johnathan: How are you my son?
Sage: child.
Johnathan: I don't care. You know when I was your age I was going outside with my friends climbing trees, going hiking, and just exploring. this new generation is just lazy and soft.
Sage: Your generation is raising this one. Don't get mad at us just because you guys are shit parents.
Johnathan: SAGE GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUTSIDE!
Sage: Fine. Also dad.
Johnathan: What?
Sage: When grandpa was your age he was keeping his marriage together.
Johnathan: ...Go stay at your mom's house for the week.
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Chaotic trio adventures
HumorOriginal story. All characters are mine. This is more of a skit book than a novel. This is also a joke story so things may change from time to time.
