Noah: Sage where's my food?
Sage: I never touched your food.
Dustin: I'm pretty sure you did.
Sage: I would never touch another man's food.
Noah: Yes you would.
Sage: ...Well I hadn't touched yours and with God as my witness-
Dustin: Well call him to the stand then.
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Chaotic trio adventures
HumorOriginal story. All characters are mine. This is more of a skit book than a novel. This is also a joke story so things may change from time to time.
Witness
Noah: Sage where's my food?
Sage: I never touched your food.
Dustin: I'm pretty sure you did.
Sage: I would never touch another man's food.
Noah: Yes you would.
Sage: ...Well I hadn't touched yours and with God as my witness-
Dustin: Well call him to the stand then.