Author: I used random groups and a incorrect quote generator :D
Scott: Rules were made to be broken.
Jimmy: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Martyn: Uh piñatas.
Joel: Glow sticks.
Lizzie: Karate boards.
Pearl: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Scott: Rules.
Jimmy:
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Pearl: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Lizzie: *turns to Joel* How tall are you?
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Scott, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Jimmy: Hey.
Martyn: Hi.
Joel: Hello.
Lizzie: Hey!
Scott: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Pearl: We were out of Doritos.
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Scott: Hewwo.
Jimmy: Hiiiiiii!
Martyn: Greeting, Humans.
Lizzie: Three kinds of people.
Joel: I want pudding.
Scott: Four kinds of people.
Pearl: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Lizzie: Five kinds of people.
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Scar: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Grian: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Mumbo: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Grian: Good thinking.
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Scar: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Grian: Wasn't Mumbo with you?
Mumbo: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Scar: If Grian and I were drowning, who would you save?
Mumbo: You two can't swim?
Grian: It's a hypothetical question, Mumbo! Who would you save?
Mumbo: My time and effort.
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Scar: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Grian: The cow???
Scar: What?
Mumbo: Grian, W H Y?
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Pearl: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Scott: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Pearl: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING MARTYN WITH ME
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FanfictionREQUESTS ARE OPEN RN This story will now be MCYT one-shots, that includes Hermitcraft; S9,New Life, Empires; S1+S2, and life series; Third, Last, Double, Limited. Cover art and any art used is not mine unless clearly stated! ⚠️No smut⚠️ Achievement...
