Chapter 10: Why I Hate Gym.

269 4 0
                                    

It's been a few days since (F/N) and Peter rescued Luke's parents.

Here in the middle of the night in New York we see (F/N) and Spider-Man chasing after Batroc on a building as we see (F/N) wearing a black spandex costume with a white spider symbol connecting from the shoulder down and a black and white cowl mask.

Batroc: *while leaping* Leap, forward leap. *Flips* Flip! C'est bon. C'est magnifique.

(F/N): Ughh, more like c'est un-magnifique. This better not ruin crepes for me!

We then see the camera zoom out to reveal Doc Ock.

Doc Ock: My employer will pay handsomely for the delivery of Spider-Man and Spider-Girl, Taskmaster.

Taskmaster: A guy with four arms should be able to grab one bug and a bat  by himself, Octavius.

Doc Ock: Yeah I don't get out much. *Walks off*

Taskmaster: *Walks to the screen* Their moves I can master, my powers cover that. *Memorizes (F/N) and  Spider-Man* But the tech makes it trickier. No wonder your employer is eager.

We then cut back to (F/N) and Spider Man.

Spider-Man: *shoots a web* Your suckatude knows no bounds, Batroc.

(F/N): Yeah seriously, your superpower is leaping, so lame.

(F/N) and Spider-Man web latch onto Batroc as he keeps leaping as we see (F/N) and Spider-Man slam onto a billboard as we see the screen freeze and cut to chibi versions of (F/N) and Spider-Man with a filing cabinet.

Spider-Man: Batroc the leaper.

(F/N): This guy is so off the radar Shield doesn't have a real file on him, *pulls out an empty folder with nothing in it*

Spider-Man: What's to know?

(F/N): He's French, he leaps. And is super annoying.

We then see the screen unfreeze as (F/N) and Spider-Man fall off the board.

Batroc: And zee bugs go splat.

We then see Batroc about to escape as (F/N) and Spider-Man stomp on him and slide him off screen as they both jump off him and we see White Tiger aka Ava Ayala.

(F/N): And now, zee leaper goes splat.

Spider-Man: Ha, nice one.

(F/N): Thanks.

White Tiger: Spider-Man, Spider-Girl. Nick Fury says get to Shield HQ for training.

Spider-Man: Just because he's the director of Shield doesn't mean he can boss me or (F/N) around. Besides, Fury would be the first to say going solo on B-listers like Batroc is good training. *Drops to the ground* Don't be so official White Tiger. When life gives you Batroc, make french toast.

(F/N): Eh, I'm more of a pancake or waffle gal myself. Plus this is more speed, no Avenger level threats that give me wicked back aches.

Just then we see Batroc kick Spider Man off screen.

Batroc: A boot in the face!

(F/N): Oh come on! I thought he was down for the count.

(F/N) and  White Tiger try to catch him but he leaped away and head butted Spiderman right in the gut as Spider-Man landed right into the jumbotron.

Jameson: To expose all this new threat. We won't rest until…

White Tiger: *on com* Way to go it alone. Get lazy and even the lame ones can splatter you.

Totally Spies: Spider Girl Spy Where stories live. Discover now