Chapter 30: Hulk's Day Out.

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It's been a few days since the arcade incident. Here we cut to Avengers Tower as we see Hawkeye doing his narration.

Hawkeye: In a world where hungry beasts lurk in the shadows one man will risk everything *cut to Hawkeye at the refrigerator* for the fate of his stomach, *while throwing the ingredients onto the table* Rye, tomatoes, pickles, beansprouts peanut butter, ham, turkey, swiss, mustard *squirts some mustard and shoots more mustard again* Ah, now before Hulk, (F/N), Goose, the spies, or Thor can catch a whiff… *closes the fridge* Voilá! A sandwich assembled. *Wraps up the sandwich *takes a bite* Mmm. Ah, perfect sandwich.

Just then we see (F/N), Anya and Goose walk by as Hawkeye sees them and protects his sandwich.

(F/N): Hey Hawkeye, *sees the sandwich* Ooh nice sando-

Hawkeye: Don't even think about it webhead.

Anya: Relax, we weren't gonna eat your sandwich.

Goose: *Meows*

(F/N) then went over to the fridge and pulled out a donut box full of mochinuts.

Hawkeye: Are those-

(F/N): Mochi donuts? Yep. Wanna bite.

Hawkeye: Eh sure.

(F/N) tosses Hawkeye a chocolate mochi nut and Anya a strawberry one, followed by a tuna flavored one for Goose as (F/N) was seen eating maple ones.

(F/N): Mmm, perfect mochi nuts.

Anya: The best from Boston.

Hawkeye: Something big happen?

(F/N): Eh, stopped a few robbers' and a runaway truck.

Anya: But nothing too serious, but they do love spider people in Boston.

(F/N): I'll say.

Just then we see a holoscreen pop-up with Jarvis.

Jarvis: Sir, and madams a dangerous projectile has entered Earth's atmosphere.

Hawkeye: Hey Jarvis? Perfect sandwich.

(F/N): And perfect mochinuts.

Jarvis: Impressive, perhaps the sandwich and mochinuts would like to save the city.

Anya: *Sighs* Man, come on guys let's go.

We then see everyone put their food down as they go off but not before grabbing it off screen. We later see everyone in the Aveng-Jet as Hawkeye deploys it and flies off.

Hawkeye: Alright projectile you got my attention stinks to be you.

(F/N): *Chuckles* This almost too easy, *eats a mochinut*

Anya: Really?

(F/N): What? We got hungry, I don't hear you complaining babe.

Anya: *Giggles* Alright you got me there.

Jarvis: Warning, target identified as friendly.

Anya: Uh, what?

Hawkeye: Uh, check your dictionary app Jarv. Great balls of fire are not friendly. *Sees the scans* Oh changing the play from shoot to catch.

Hawkeye then flies the jet to the projectile as (F/N), Goose and Anya grew a bit concerned.

(F/N): Uh, Hawkeye, are you sure you know what your doing?

Anya: Yeah cause, ball of fire hitting the jet, not a good idea.

Jarvis: They are right sir, I would not recommend this particular course of action.

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