'' young justice oneshots ,,
**NOTE: the "titles" shown here are mostly just working titles and some of these may be posted under different names**
01. the bat, the cat and their kittens
quote(s): "I would explain how I got managed to get myself into this but you told me never to talk about my sexual exploits with you, so I can't."
"fine just explain everything but skip those parts then."
"but those are the fun parts."
"mom!"
quick plot summary: in which the Team runs into infamous thief ( and adoptive mother of their beloved Justice Bringer, Priya ) Selina Kyle on a mission and get themselves entangled in the mess she's gotten herself into
extra: the idea popped into my head randomly & it wouldn't stop. well that & the idea that Selina would call her children her "kittens" because yes.
notes: imagine an actual fucking love triangle between Bruce, Talia & Selina. better yet imagine Salma Hayek as an older Selina 😍
02. the doctor & the robin
quote: "ever been kissed, boy wonder?"
quick plot summary: in which the Team are tasked with keeping kid genius & teen doctor Sophie "Doogie" Howser safe so she can perform a life-saving surgery. if only she had known that before she hired a famous ( and quite deadly ) mercenary as her personal bodyguard... and started catching feelings for the famous Rich—Boy Wonder
extra: I had the idea to write Sophie into Young Justice ages ago lol I just never got around to writing it down until recently
notes: Dick DEFINITELY learned all his flirting tactics from Wally ( it's a miracle Sophie even considered liking him lmao )
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