One Shots

Kustard (Fluff)

This request from from my favorite little bro, @SpiritWolfNura! Love you little bro! Hope you enjoy!

~Classic's POV~

I yawned, stretching out on the couch and incidentally kicking a certain edgy fluff in the face. "Wh- Watch yer feet!" I smiled lazily, yawning. "Watch your face." He scoffed and glared at me, his red eye burning bright. He crossed his arms and went back to watching TV, which I assumed he turned on while I was napping. "Someone's in a pissy mood," I said, sitting up. "Yeah? Well I sure as fuck ain't, so who tha fuck ya talkin' about?" I leaned against him, yawning again. "You're cursingggggggggg~" He shot me a glare, but didn't move to push me off. "I always curse, ya fucken potato."

I snorted and touched my nasal cavity to his cheek, breaking his glare and making him turn to look at me with a much calmer expression. "You didn't nap, did you?" He turned away, his cheeks turning a dull red. "Nightmares again?" He nodded slowly, looking down at the floor. I sighed and got up, stretching again. I grabbed his hand and tugged it softly, making him hum questionably and turn to look at me. "Come on," I said softly, "let's go cuddle in my bed." He blushed a darker shade, standing up at my side. He tried to speak, but fell silent and nodded. 

I led him up the wooden stairs, making a mental note of how slow he seemed to be going. He must be pretty damn tired. "Come on, Red..." "...'m real tired..," he said, his voice quiet. I nodded and opened my door for him, though he just...stood there. "Red..?" "Ya go in first..." His hand touched my shoulder gently, nudging me forward. I walked in and pushed some trash away with my foot. Damn, I really should clean up at some point..."Ya don' gotta do this, Sans..." I turned to face Red, who immediately refused eye contact. I sighed and walked over to my bed, unzipping my jacket fully.

He glanced over, his cheeks once again tinting red. I chuckled quietly and tossed it across the room, kicking my slippers off clumsily. I sat on the bed and patted the area beside me, Red scrambling slowly to sit down. I helped him pull his jacket off and got his sneakers untied. My glance fell on that spiked collar...he rarely took it off, if ever, but I knew damn well he always woke up with a sore neck from sleeping with it. I pulled on the collar gently, which startled a cough from him. I immediately worried something was wrong, but it just seemed to be the shock of me tugging on it.

"What..?" "C'mon, Red...take it off." He shook his skull, his red eye burning ever so slightly brighter. "Can't." "Reeeeeeeed!" He sighed and shook his head, his fingers thrumming against the back of his skull. "Sans, I want ta. I really do. But if Boss finds out-," he stopped, turning to me as if I knew what would happen. I could only assume. I rolled my eyes and got up, locking the door with exaggerated movements. "There, fixed." Red scoffed, crossing his arms as I sat back by him. "Sans, I ain't takin' it off." "Red-" "Ya can't make me and I ain't gonna." "Red-" "So ya can fahgettabo-" "Red!" He went silent, looking at me.

Before he could say anything else, I cupped his cheekbones and softly connected our teeth in a kiss. He froze up, going stiff for a hot minute. His hands soon grabbed onto my sides and pulled me closer. I pulled back, despite his clear protests. "Why didja-" "Take the collar off, Red...please..." He sucked in a breath, pushing his skull into my shoulder. "I'll give you all the affection you want when you take it off. I won't let anyone hurt you. Promise. And you know how much we hate promises." It was a minute of silence. Then two. Then three. He sat up for a second and took one of my hands, playing it on the clasp of the collar.

I tried to meet his gaze, but he kept averting his eye. "Red..?" "Jus' take tha damn thing off, Sans. I want some fucken kisses already..." I chuckled and undid the clasp, pulling the collar off and putting it on the ground under Red's jacket. He rubbed his neck, which was much whiter than the rest of his bones. I let my hand trace the edge of his vertebrae, startling a red tint onto his cheeks. I chuckled and tipped my head towards the bed. "Come on, you wanted kisses, yeah?" Red pushed me onto the bed and settled himself on my left. He pulled me on top of him and held my back.

"Ya better get comfy, cuz 'm kissin' ya til we're both asleep." "Pfft, love you too, Red." 

I hope you enjoyed! I'm not super familiar with this ship so...yeah! It's definitely adorable though.