regular love (regular show fanfic)

day one of pranking

(Rigby)

Today is my first day working in the park, I can feel excitement dancing in my bones, I'm finally going to be an independent individual I always dreamt of being, kind of like my younger brother Doug, I contemplated if I should visit him sometime since his house is somewhere in the city. I decided not to.

I walked down the stairs to see Mordecai watching tv. He told me he made some pancakes for me. So I went to the kitchen to chow it down. After I've finished breakfast, Benson called out everyone to assign them to work. Skips' job was to fix the fountain, repaint the benches and throw out the trash.

Muscle man and High five ghost's job was just planting new plants around The park. Me and Mordecai's job was to rake the leaves, pick up trash around the park and be in charge of the food stand.

For Pops, he's going shopping with his father for the rest of the day. With the magic words of 'lets get to work' said by Benson, we get on with our jobs.

Raking the leaves isn't all bad, it's just really hot and I sweat easily so it's kind of a struggle for me. I saw Mordecai having no problem at all getting the work done, I felt a bit lacking so I tried harder in raking the leaves.

When we finished raking the leaves to one spot, we were about to throw them into a garbage bag until a ball fell onto the pile of dried leaves causing them to fly all over the place. I stared at the ball like it has just murdered my family, I was just about to yell at whoever threw the ball when all of a sudden Benson cane running towards us.

"oh! Sorry guys! Got carried away while playing my ball, sorry about the leaves but you guys did a great job! Keep up the good work!" He said to us with a smile, he then grabbed the ball and left. Well that's just fucking fantastic isn't it?

(Mordecai)

I saw Rigby sighing and went back to work, I feel bad for him. Then I looked at Benson to see him making a weird face while giving me a thumbs up, hate to break it to ya Benson but that prank sucked. I went to Rigby to comfort him

"don't worry Rigby, I'm sure he's gonna be extra careful with his ball now"

then Rigby looked at me "he better be, cause if he pulls some shit like that again, I'll rip his balls and shove them down his throat" there was a long silence. Then rigby broke the silence by saying 'he's only joking'. Well I hope he's joking cause he looked damn serious when he said it.

(Benson)

I pranked rigby! I felt a sense of rush and excited overflow me, me pranking new park members is a rarity which I need to savour.  I'm usually not allowed to prank for the initiation because they say I don't know how to prank. Well jokes on them! But as happy as I was with my ball prank, I felt as if it isn't enough for the day. I knew I needed to prank him one more time, but how?

(Rigby)

We finished raking the leaves, putting them in garbage bags and threw them out. "FINALLY!" I said to no one in particular. Now all that's left is to pick up the trash, which sounds easy enough. I just hope there's no expired milk lying around or something gross like that.

We grabbed our sticks (for picking up the trash) and garbage bags and went to work. It was an easy and fast work, we finished in less than 20 minutes. But just as I thought our work was done, There has been another 'accident'. I should have known it was too good to be true.

Benson 'accidentally' kicked a garbage bag, causing trash to come out and spread everywhere. Mordecai and I shared at the now torn garbage bag that had it's guts spilled everywhere, like a dirty murder scene. Out jaws slacked and our eyes wide open.

"oh sorry guys... I thought that was my other ball. Hahahah sorry for making you do extra work" he sheepishly said.

I forced a smile and said it was okay. With and annoyed face I continued working. Mordecai then decided to chime in and said "hey, um..why don't you go on with picking up the trash while I do our other job, that way when you're finished with this one you don't have to take care of the food stand"

I gave him a face which signifies that I'm quite frustrated and by now did not give a fuck. So without looking at him I reached out my hand so that he'd give me his stick and he left. I groaned aloud releasing my frustration and stabbing the stick into a plastic bottle, I just want the day to be over.

(Mordecai)

Wow, he looked pissed. I need to talk to Benson about this. I found Benson behind the house fist pumping the air while whispering "I rule at pranking!"

I stared at him with shame. I sat him down with me on the couch and told him all about Rigby's reaction.

He seemed surprised, "I guess he gets mad easily" Benson said.

"Oh and Benson...your pranks sucks apples", he gave me a face of disbelief and screamed that he is an 'amazing' pranker. I just said whatever and head to the food stand. Not many people came to the food stand so it's an uneventful shift, no one really liked being in charge of the food stand. Then, from a distance I saw Rigby still picking up the trash.

"geez how many garbage bags did benson kick?" I said to myself. He looked more relaxed than before, it looked like he's wearing headphones. No wonder he's so relaxed. Then I noticed that he's sweating, he's practically soaked. Oh gods, he looks so gorgeous with wet face.

From a distance I saw Rigby setting his equipment down and went over to a nearby watering hose, he took off his headphones and left them on a bench. He grabbed the hose and proceeded to spray water all over his head and face.

My face reddened at the sight, his hair stuck onto his forehead and his lips gave a shiny glow. His clothing is sticking to his body giving me an idea of how his body looks without it. Without realizing it I felt tingly and I felt my body heat up, my eyes widened and I took a peek downwards.

"FUCKING HELL" I loudly whispered to myself and quickly sat down on the floor to hide my now obvious erection. I put my hands onto my face and tried to calm myself down, how am I gonna survive living with him like this?

~End of chapter~

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