Out of Order - Temporarily Unavailable
We are terribly sorry for the inconvenience. The host of this meatsack is currently shut down due to events that occurred yesterday evening. This human being was rendered completely useless and she is unable to perform as expected. Do not attempt to tamper with the body's settings; Only those granted access by a member of our staff may mess with her in any way. We request that you step away immediately and only return at noon today when she's expected to start working properly again.
Warning: If you choose to ignore this and decide to do things your way like the stubborn Adult you are, this body's eye holes might start leaking salty liquid and sharp breaths may proceed to escape her mouth. You will be responsible for any damage you inflict on her core.
Thank you for understanding,
- Tateana's support team.