A/N: This is a play. Honestly it kind of ended up as a mickey take of Hamlet, so enjoy.
Narrator: In a tale of recklessness, anger, hate, and tragedy, there is much time for stupidity. You can see it everywhere. Us humans absolutely suck at being human!
Narrator 2: Well, yeah, but it's not a tragic tale. You don't have to say it like it's so bad-
*in walks William, and his friend Harry*
William: So anyway, I grabbed the hatchet from under my pillow-
Harry: What about the dagger in your sink?
William: She took that, too!
*Suddenly, in a rush, in runs Harry's sister*
Narrator: Sheesh, what's her deal?
*Narrator 2 swats Narrator over the back of the head, sending them toppling over the side of the stage*
Harry: Gwen! Whatever is the matter?!
Gwen: *In between sobs* She's dead!
William: Who?!
*Narrator climbs back onto the stage, everyone ignores them even if they struggle*
Gwen: Our mother!
Harry: What?! How could this be?!
*William turns to the audience with a guilty look on his face*
Gwen: I don't know! Nobody was with her!
William: How did she die? Did you see?
Gwen: A dagger was embedded into her neck!
*Harry turns to face William*
*William raises his hands in defence, taking a step back, suddenly sprinting off stage a moment later, followed quickly by Harry*
