TW - Homophobia, cops, past relationship problems
Jayn and Noah were talking until third wheel Ace ran up to them with 10 bottles of Coke and 10 mento packs, filling their arms.
Ace: Guess who just had the best fuckin idea known to their two brain cells!!!
Jayn: You?
Noah: This is concerning.
Ace: 1, its not, No-ah! 2, follow me pussies
Noah: ok?
Jayn: sigh You have issues..
The trio run to a mall, that was usually filled to the brim with people. Ace finally goes in and starts stimming and squealing. They sit down along with the gay couple.
Ace: put on tommyinnit by CG5 Jayn, pwease?
Noah: No!! Put on Vibrant eyes!
Jayn: How about, we put on.... Dreamer?
A&N: FUCK YEAHHH!
Jayn: Oh-kayyy!
Jayn taps on his phone and Dreamer by CG5 starts playing.
Ace: Lemme get the coke-
Noah: My high school parties be like
Ace grabs the coke and looks at Noah with a *bro, are you good?* type of face and shakes their head in disapproval
Ace: what..?
Jayn: Im coke, DO ME PLEASE!
Ace: Ew. Just fucking gross.
Jayn scoffs and rolls his eyes
Jayn: Aro-Ace-es..
Ace: Why do you think my name is Ace jackass?
Noah: And Asexual!
Noah perks up. They all laugh and open the Coke bottles. They look at each other
Ace: You think we're gonna go to jail
Noah: For being super hot, maybe me.!
Ace: Ok Mr liar!
Jayn: but for this, probs yeah..
Ace:......
FUCK IT BITCH! YOLO!!!!
They all grab their bottles and throw the mentos in, close and shake, and chuck them at the other wall. Coke sprays everywhere and Ace laughs maniacally.
Sirens
Fuck...
Ace: WHOOP WHOOP, THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE POLICE HOES! RUNNNN!!!
Cop 2: HEY!
Jayn: FUCK OFF!
Noah: AYYYY!
Cop 2: Ew.. F4g..
Cop 1: DUDE!? WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm with y'all now
Noah: WELL THEN COME ON HOE, WE GOTTA RUN FROM DA HOMO POPO!
Cop 1: ALRIGHT THENNNN!
The trio plus the cop run out the mall
Cop 1: Haze, 19, She/they.
Ace: Ace, 18, They/Them
Noah: Noah, 16, He/They
Jayn: Jayn, 16, He/Him.
N&J: Gay partners.
Haze: Awe!
Ace: Three As
Haze does an L and puts it to her head
Haze: No lovers? L.
Ace: Wha?
Ace starts fake crying
Jayn: Lets go back.
Noah: mk.
The four run to a small cottage that has a sign that says "Hoes, beware!"
Ace: Lucky we have four beds from....
Haze: From wha-
Ace: NO-ONE.
Jayn: Lets just go to bed.
Hey! First time seeing you (Y/N)! I am so fuckin tired. I sacrifice my sleep (A few seconds) for you! Be grateful. +slight spoil+ Ace may or may have not had a lover before, if you read this, KEEP IT IN MIND. OK? It will be very plot related :)
