Giraffes have like really long tongues, they're like 18-20 inches, wtf.
Who needs that long of a tongue.
Also when you kiss someone their saliva is stuck in your mouth for like seven days. Soooooooooooioo9iiiiiii9iiioj7vydyrtd5sd7rwsjdutsyrf8t6d4ytcufu. Heh.
Thank to my girlfriend for this one:
Cannibalism is as addictive as cocaine.
Kudos to a grill on teatre:
Chainsaws were invented for giving birth.
A blobfishes skin disintegrate if you take them out of the water, which is why they look like watery rotten milk on land. Yayyyyyyyyyyyt
The youngest parents are like 8 and 9. Wtfffffffffffffffffffff
That was alllllll.
Bye bithes
