July 30th : The salsa that causes depression

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So exciting news, not the happy kind but the real back in terror and gasp kind.

They no longer bottle the world's greatest salsa for personal consumption outside of the restaurant it's found at.

Los Cuates or as I refer to it (lovingly) , Los Cacas no longer bottles that sweet and delicious red. Of course it's one of if not the best salsas ever created. It's so delicious and it's sweet and thick like all salsa should be. It's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

You can still get it at the restaurant but fuck me Amadeus! I want me salsa. It literally makes everything taste better , like I just had it for the third time in 10 days and I don't know if it's heat that makes the taste buds cling to the exquisite flavors in my usual steak burrito slathered in green Chile but I get the distinct feeling it is.

Perfection used to be jarred.

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