Quotes

Funny Quotes

Quotes I find funny, or simply make me smile.

          1- VRMMORPG: The Other World Online, Chapter 14- Journey through the Viridian Forest

Is that what girls talked with each other when they were alone? Were all humans perverted by nature and girls just hid it better?

         2-Way of the Knights, Chapter 51- Fifth Emissary

Raven had many things going for him, but there is one skill that he had even before his soul experienced rebirth. 

And that is 'Provocation'. 

For some reason, he had this huge talent of angering his enemies which most of the times causes them to make mistakes.

         3 & 4-There is no Epic Loot Here, Only Puns

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me! Town to keep me movin'! Keep me groovin' with some energy.

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WE DRINK DAY AND NIGHT! IN THE DARK AND IN THE LIGHT! WE ARE THE HEROES OF ALE! BEFORE US, ALL ENEMIES PALE!

          5-?

Only when you were beaten up would you know how to beat someone up.

          6-The Virus Within: The Road Ahead, Chapter ?

I'll buy that lame excuse this lame. I suggest taking up yoga or meditation though. Zombies are a lot like fairies. You often don't realize what they are until they decide if they like you or not. If they like you, great. If not, you're up shit creek without a paddle.

          7-The Virus Within: The Road Ahead, Chapter 63

The last time someone told me I'd regret something in the morning, I just slept until noon. Problem solved.

          8-The Virus Within: ?, Chapter 26

Someone once told me there are a million words in the English language, but I simply can't figure out how to put them together in a way that properly expresses just how much I want to whack you with a shovel right about now. 

          9-A Different Virus: Laura's version, Chapter ?

  In the days where our electronic friends were a daily presence, it was obvious how similar they where to us. My mind was often just like my internet browser. I had 19 tabs open, 7 were not responding, popups kept magically appearing and where on earth was that music coming from?!

          10-There is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns

She needs a place to be a catty little rude thing but in a way she can pass it off as charming. She needs politics.

          11-There is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns

"You're right, that looks like assault", Quiss said and walked on.

"W-what are you doing?," the man demanded.

"Nothing...you didn't ask me to do anything. You just said it was assault and I agreed", Quiss said. 

          12- ?

OMG, a squirrel just jumped from a tree! 

I think he broke his little feet, he's not getting up! 

I'm gonna save him! 

20 minutes later and his recovery is going well. 

His squirrel crutches are holding him up. 

Update: he took off with my biscuit!!! 

Can't help anyone without them taking advantage of me :(.

So furious. He ran back up the tree. He's taunting me. >:(. 

         13- Rebirth of the Legendary Guardian, Chapter ?

There are 3 benefits when you have a meaty body! Listen! Being fat has 3 benefits!

Number 1, fat has high buoyancy, I won't drown that easily!

Number 2, fat makes me heavy; heavy makes good momentum, you'll be sure to be at advantage in a fight!

Number 3, fat is cool!

          14- Reborn: Super God of War, Chapter 21

There was a saying; When a girl realized she had more than 20 missed calls after waking up, her first reaction would be to boast to others how lucky she was; but when a guy was placed in the same predicament, he would just feel like a goner.   

          15- Arcenciel by Cassiopeia, Chapter 20

When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult. 

          16- Oscar Wilde

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.