By stewart92
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS BOOK. A Dungeon book with no equal.
1 & 2- Chapter ?
WE DRINK DAY AND NIGHT! IN THE DARK AND IN THE LIGHT! WE ARE THE HEROES OF ALE! BEFORE US, ALL ENEMIES PALE!
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Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me! Town to keep me movin'! Keep me groovin' with some energy.
3-Chapter ?
"Teenagers", Fera scoffed with a roll of her eyes. "Only one thing on their minds", she said as she retreated behind the bar to mix a drink.
"Stinking things into people?", Delta said with a sigh.
"To do as much as possible with as little as effort as possible", Fera states with absolute confidence.
4-Chapter 192
It was okay to be traumatized and you could only ever be proud of yourself for surviving.
5-Chapter ?
Welcome to the Dungeon... Hero. It doesn't have epic loot or the ability to level you that great, but it... it can be your home if you need it.
6-Chapter ?
She needs a place to be a catty little rude thing but in a way she can pass it off as charming. She needs politics.
7-Chapter ?
"You're right, that looks like assault", Quiss said and walked on.
"W-what are you doing?," the man demanded.
"Nothing...you didn't ask me to do anything. You just said it was assault and I agreed", Quiss said.
8-Chapter ?
Bat: What is a question you can never answer if it's true?
Dragon: Where'd you learn that?
B: A book, they're this small rectangular thing with paper.
D: Hah. Hah.
Alchemist: Do I look fat in this, partner?
Gunsmith: You better answer with an emphatic 'no'.
Warrior: Do I exist?
Necromancer: Are you dead?
B & D: ...
Archer: Are you asleep?
Al: Usually they say yes if you're the one asking in bed.
W: Or 'your time ran out an hour ago, get out'.
Mage: Do you hate yourself?
D: Well?
B: Oh, I don't know the answer. All the answers were at the back and I fell asleep on page two.
Ar: How can you ask a riddle that you don't know the answer to?
B: Yeah, it was riddles like those that put me to sleep. Glad you got a riddle of your own too!
YOU ARE READING
Quotes
RandomQuotes I have collected from various sources such as mangas, books, shows, stories, fortune cookies, etc. I hope these quotes open your mind, make you laugh, heal your heart, and help you enjoy the gift of life. Some quotes may have ?s as I am not...
