Sweet Lies

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Name: Juliet Salem
Faceclaim: Peyton List
House: Hufflepuff
Years: 7, potentially post
Love Interest: Sirius Black
Trope: Fake Dating

Sirius Black needs a girlfriend- correction Sirius Black needs the Marauders to think he has a girlfriend. They have a bet that the boy cannot keep a girlfriend for more than a month but he must prove them wrong. There is only one problem- Sirius Black can't keep a girlfriend for more than a month. So what does he do? He asks the first girl he meets to pretend to be his girlfriend and it is none other than Juliet Salem, a Hufflepuff with more issues than she can count. Smoking addiction, alcohol addiction and extreme anger issues.

 Smoking addiction, alcohol addiction and extreme anger issues

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NOTES

Juliet Salem → Juliet from Juliet Capulet, Salem from Salem witch trials

Nicknames→ Jules, Julie, Firebender, JJ, Lettie

My Hufflepuff bb, who is a baker and a badass fighter

FAKE FRICKEN DATING!!

Smells like limes- an observation made by Sirius like two-three days into establishment of friendship pre fake dating (possible amortentia chapter??)

during lunch he gets up on the table asks for everyones attention and announces that they are dating (DUMBLEDORE HANDS MINNIE TEN GALLEONS NOT SO SECRETLY)

"So ... care to explain why you smell like wet dog?"
"... No?"

give her a cool ass friend group she doent fully abandon to be w/ Sirius

youngest sister → older brother +2 years Laurence ex-ravenclaw, older sister +5 years Ophelia ex-slytherin

her and remus become smoking buddies on the astronomy tower→ "Sirius smells like wet dog" "I know!!!"

bicon!!

had a crush on marlene 4th year

comes out to sirius whos like "shit, i had a crush on remus am i gay"

yes they are both bi, they just happened to be in a hetrosexual relationship

bitch knows all the gossip


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