So Moon was working on improving his portal technology on branching out more, he was testing it with us brothers to watch on standby, things went horribly wrong though and they were transported somewhere they've never seen before, obviously.
The demon brothers were outside arguing, all except for Belphegor and Lucifer. Belphie was sleeping on a bench nearby, and Luci was trying to break up the fight, it was starting to work. Diavolo was watching from a distance, mildly amused.
Soon they all noticed the drops.
The drops were just heavily confused. "W-What's going on?" Lunar questions, hiding behind a clearly upset Moon.
"Fucking damnit..." Moon mumbles to himself. "I knew I should've checked the reaction stabilizer in the computer beforehand. My dimensional chip is broken."
"Idiot." Eclipse scoffs.
"Like you'd have any experience with interdimensional technology, dimwit!" Moon huffs.
Eclipse rolls his eyes. "Maybe you should listen to your guts more often." He says.
"Can you two just not?" Sun chimes in, too miserable and tired to deal with this crap right now. "Besides, your stressing Lunar."
The non-existent camera pans to a stressed out and scared Lunar boi.
"Who are you?" Lucifer finally speaks up. All the drops pause and looks at the demon brothers.
"Ew, people." Eclipse mumbles.
"For fucks sake, Eclipse. Just shut up." Moon snaps.
"Who said you controlled me? I could turn on you dumbasses whenever I want." Eclipse scoffs again.
"I swear to- how about you both shut up since you can't talk to each other without arguing." Sun says. "God I wish Earth was here right now."
"Me too...she's comforting...she's a good big sissy." Lunar quietly chimes in.
Sun sighs. "I'm Sun, these are my brothers Moon, Eclipse, and Lunar." He says, pointing to each of his brothers as he says their names.
"Oh, what exactly are you doing here?" Lucifer asks.
"You see, Moon here experiments with interdimensional technology, and his dumbass is too incompetent to make sure his shit works, so he got us stuck here." Eclipse unpleasantly chimes in.
Sun groans. "Eclipse for the love of everything that exists, stop fucking instigating shit." He says.
"Moon deserves it." Eclipse huffs.
"Yeah? Well you deserve to be thrown from the tallest building into a pool, then put into a giant trash compactor. And should you survive, left in a scrapyard to rot." Moon glares.
Eclipse glares back. "At least when I do something it gets done right."
"Yeah right. You wanted to restart the world from zero and create a bunch of weak bitches, remember? And you didn't even manage that despite gaining the tool you needed." Moon rolls his eyes.
"I'm going to lose the last of my sanity before we leave here..." Sun sighs.
Lunar switches to hiding behind Sun.
Lucifer and his brothers exchange a glance and stare at the drops, Diavolo remains amused.
"Well today has taken a sudden twist of events!" Diavolo chuckles.
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I got too much of a headache rn to do more lmao
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