Cast: First pig: Ace Second pig: Aster Third pig: Nova Big Bad Wolf: Kyro Guard: Clover
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Once upon a time in a land far away there lived three piggies, one was a hot mysterious baddie, the other was a sexy narcissist and the other was a kawaii saranghae uwu baby. Their mother kicked them out of the house and told them to go fcky themselves.
So they all built houses for themselves.
The first pig, Ace, built his house out of human organs. The moment he finished, he pulled out a cig and a lighter and called it a day. He spent approximately negative 632 seconds building his fort.
The second pig, Aster, built his house out of gold. Technically he hired someone to do it so he could observe his own reflection the whole time. Then he told the hired someone to remake the house to be built out of mirrors.
The third pig, Nova, built his house out of chairs, blankets and pillows. He decided to hang some glow in the dark stars and stuff the place with plushies. But he also had something extra to make his house better than the other two...
One day there was news that was being spread, that there was a wolf nearby. Apparently you needed to follow a special script or something. Everyone got scared, everyone but the piggies.
The three were chilling at Ace's house, playing Uno. "Ha. Plus four, bitch." And Aster got up and kicked Nova four times. In tears, Nova told him "That's not how the game works..." Ace picked up a card of his own, "Plus four." He also got up and started kicking Nova. Aster picks up another card, plus two, and kicked Nova two times. Ace did the same.
This game of Uno just turned into who can kick Nova the most.
Finally Nova picked up a card, it was an Uno reverse. This time he kicked Ace and Aster to the ground without mercy. As they suffered on the ground, he looked at all the cards they took advantage of.
"You fucking sluts," he started, "You lied to me! You guys had the basic cards and tricked me into being kicked!! Assholes!"
Aster laughed and coughed out blood, "You dumbass, it took you long enough." Ace didn't respond and kept smoking.
After a long afternoon of Uno, Aster and Nova left for their respective homes. Ace told them both to stay safe from the wolf and they threw up middle fingers, to mock him.
The smoking piggy rested in his couch made from human kidneys and lit up a cigar once they left. The smoke helped him fall asleep.
...
He is Batman. Ace sensed something is wrong. No, it wasn't his human organ made house that was burning down from his chronical smoking illness. It happened once and he learned from it. He got up and started doing pushups just to ease his senses, like Batman.
"Yo!!" yelled an unfamiliar voice from outside. The senses were tingling, that wasn't a voice he was familiar with. He didn't open the door just yet, instead he peered through the eye hole. The figure he saw was a man, kind of like he was dressing up in a fur suit. Like he genuinely looks like a wolf wearing a wolf costume. Ace looks out the window, it wasn't a full moon, hell it wasn't even night.
