Laugh Alittle

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Q: What does a nosey pepper do? 

A: Get jalapeño business.



Q: How does NASA organize their company parties? 

A: They planet.



Q: Where's Finnick?

A: Odair he is.



Q: What did the banana say to his girlfriend? 

A: Let's split.



Q: What kind of bees produce milk? 

A: Boobies.



Q: Are you condom?

A: Because you make me feel safe.



Q: Are you a parking ticket?

A: Because you got FINE written all over you.



Q: Did you buy your pants on sale?

A: Because at my house, they would be 100% off.



Q: You're so beautiful. I forgot my cheesy pick-up line.



Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of his closet?

A: Supplies


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Hello! I hope you smiled/laughed atleast once in this chapter, have an amazing day ahead!


- Scarlett

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