Random human: How did you get in my house?!
Bipper: I want waffle fries.
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I saw an animation meme about this
Me: Number 1 sing the opening to "I Want it That Way"
Bipper: Really? Oookaaaay. (Y'all know this gonna be fun when Bipper says it like
that.) *singing badly on purpose* You are my fire,
Me: Number 2 keep it going.
Beast Wirt:*annoyed* The one desire,
Me: Number 3!
Ice Prince Finn:*actually trying* Belive when I say,
Me: Number 4...
Demon Marco: *bored* I want—-
Bipper: *cutting in while singing badly on purpose* it thataway!
Me: Tell me whyyyie!
All: Ain't nothing but a heartache!
Me:Telllllll me whyyieeeee!
All: Ain't nothing but a mistake!
Me: Now number fiiiiiive!
Genocide Flisk: *Trying her hardest* I never wanna hear you sayyyy,
Me: WHOOOOOOOO
All: I want it thataway!!!
Random human: Number 5 did it. Number 5 killed my brother.
Me: Oh Frick-frack. I forgot about that.
Flisk: I have been discovered!
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Bipper: We are here to answer an age-old questio-
Evil Morty: What's your deal with Wirrrrt?
All: *Snickering*
Bipper: Shut up. No, the question is—
Evil Morty: Are you guys dating?
Bipper: I said shut up. Now who can do the best impression of Beast Wirt? You will be judged on voice, body language, and overall lack of flair. Everyone will preform the same scenario: Beast Wirt eating a marshmallow for the first time. Let the Wirt-off begin. (Editing Froggy: Yes I said "Wirt-off". Burn me with blue fire for all I care)
Demon Marco: What is this glutenous monstrosity before me?
Mewberty Star: *Trying not to laugh* The sugar in this is quite sweet.
Pity Party Mable: mmmmmmmhmhmhmhmhm
All: *Laughing their ass's off*
Bipper: Really? That's your whole impression?
Pity Party Mable: I can hear him doing that.
Genocide Flisk: It looks like a sticky pillow.
Evil Morty: *in the most British voice he can muster* I don't care for it. Classical music.
All: *Laughing their ass's off again*
Beast Wirt: *Walks in with a coffee* What's going on here? What are you little shits doing?
Bipper: Hey! Just eating some marshmallows. Care for one?
Beast Wirt: Marshmallow...mmmmmmmmmmmmhmhmhmhmhmhm (Editing froggy: the out of character-ness begins)
Pity Party Mable: I knew it!
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Bipper: This. Is. Amazing. Everything about this is amazing!
Evil Morty: WTF is happening?!
Bipper: A virus got on the server that sent me all y'all's SEARCH HISTORY!
Mabel: Oh frick-frack.
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The Lantern Bearer and the Demon- Pinescone one shots and Other Tomfoolery
FanfictionBad end friends pinescone. All the characters belong to the media they came from. (I might have some OCs in there)(Note to self: if I post 3 years later on November 2, pretend that it is for the 10 yr anniversary)
