im going to infatuate my balls with bleach and bubblegum toothpaste

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The next morning, as you wake up, you are greeted by fresh, who is blasting "You're Mine" by DAgames.

You: "Fresh, I swear on my uncles cremated dog who is sprinkled on the grounds of a forest in canada, if you don't stfu I will peel your soul like a goddamn banana and put it in a blender."

Fresh: "come onnnnn, you should wake up anyway, my radical, lazy, bro!"

He shouted, as he adjusted his backwards baseball cap, and turned off the music.


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⏰ Last updated: Sep 08, 2023 ⏰

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