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Cersei Potter
Cersei Lannister
(The girl who lived)
"I am not fighting some no-nosed peasant!"
Jaime Potter
Jaime Lannister
(the boy who lived)
"I had killed a mad king once, what is another? He is not even a lord! Just a peasant."
Sirius Black
(the criminal dogfather)
"James, are you laughing at me from up there? These little hellions make me want to tear me my hair out! MY HAIR!"
Ron Weasley
(The reluctant squire)
"Are you sure, mate? That looks bloody sharp."
Hermione Granger
(the confused lady in waiting)
"Just because you don't understand basic etiquette does not mean I could not either!"
Remus Lupin
(the werewolf)
"Sirius, you need to stop egging them on!"
Neville Longbottom
(the confused voice of reason)
"Jaime, you cannot behead Malfoy! Even if Cersei told you too! NOOO! Help me Ron!"
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GOLDEN CRIMES| L.Twins
FanfictionCersei and Jaime Lannister wake up in a cupboard, tiny and in rags. The rest is history. or in which the lannister wake up as the potter twins, the wizarding world will never be the same.