Coffee Shop AU

Chapter 1: A gruesome start to Valentines week

What a beautiful day~ The sun is shining, and the birds are tweeting a beautiful song both in pitch and in rhythm.

This glorious day can't get any better...

6 days till Valentines Day...

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Smg3's POV:

I wake up to the noise of an android alarm going off, better than Apple, but I still wanted to sleep, so I try reaching for it to shut it off.

Why won't my stupid alarm shut off... I keep and keep pressing it and it won't FUCKING SHUT OFF!!

Wait... SHIT IM ALMOST LATE FOR WORK AGAIN!! I NEED MY PHONE!

After I get up I hear a little wuff pass by, must be Eggdog! I'll appreciate him later, but I gotta go!

I get off of bed dressing up in a black T-shirt with the cut sleeves putting on my white gloves with the numeral Roman 3 on it, which not to brag makes me look baddass! Paired with some purple overalls... scratch that, I meant Green overalls.

I try clapping my hands and trying my hardest trying to summon a portal: "Come on... make a portal!" Ever since those hobos showed me this power, it always fails whenever I really need it!

There we go! I hope in the portal to see Bowser putting both arms aside from Luigi with Luigi just standing there looking at his so-called 'beautiful gleaming eyes.'

I sigh and walk towards the counter, setting my phone down and then seeing the two lovebirds Bowser and Luigi, just another normal day...: "Hey gay peeps, what are you guys doing?"

Luigi pushes Bowser a little away from him, maybe trying to not offened him but stoll backing away from what I just saw: "N- nothing! How's life treating you?"

I say what I say every day to Luigi, but with some more stuff added to it: "Eh, nothing really new, I for some reason keep seeing random couples around my apartment. I hate it. It's just another reminder that tells me I'm alone."

Luigi comes up to me and puts his hand on my shoulder: "It's okay, bro! You'll find someone I know it! Maybe you'll get lucky! I mean, it is Valentines week, and there is that dance thing the mayor is holding! I'm pretty sure Pauline is hosting it for the entire city!"

I chuckle and put Luigi's arm down: "That'll happen, I'm sure... but Valentines week is just another way of saying to me you're alone you bitch!"

I go to the cash register and see lots and lots of people... just what I needed, but it does mean more money on my paycheck!

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◇~3 hours later~◇

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This sucks. I'm seeing a couple after a couple... wtf is this? Valentines Day? Oh, right, it's like, I think 6 days from now?

Some other person walked in alone with some people wearing suits? Bruh, what is this a funeral?

I sigh, still looking down at the counter: "What can I get y- you..."