Starting off with a man who is first off, famous, others say he looks cute and handsome, mostly said by girls, but he wasn't into that. He was into boys, mostly because of an experience he had.
He went on dates with some other girls, but they were rude, toxic, and mean to others. It wasn't like he hated every girl to live though. He did meet girls who didn't really love him and such, and he became really good friends with them.
Surprisingly, he only met boys who were sweet and kind most of the time to others as well. But there were so many others out there that he would get pressured for finding a love life.
What you are looking at here is none other than the Gay bitch himself! SMG4!!
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♧~Smg4's POV~♧
--------------------------I keep hearing a voice in my head... like a girls voice? But every time I wake up, she basically tells my life story to nobody but me.
My friends have heard it as well, especially Meggy and Mario, but they think we're going crazy which Imma think about it is something we all are capable of.
But this one, she was talking about my love life? AND SHE CALLED ME A GAY BITCH!!
Mario comes bursting in my room: "HEY MAMA FUCKA!! SPAGETTI NOW!!"
Ugh, really now?: "Mario please disturb Meggy... even X! But be careful of FM, he has a thing about killing people messing around with his boy friend...."
Mario: "PLEASE!! OR ELSE MARIO IS LEAKING YOUR SECRET TO THE WORLD!!"
Huh, trying to use my own tricks against me?: "Oh and what secret is that?"
Mario pulls up his phone showing a text on every app telling everyone that Smg4 is Gay: "Enough for you?"
Lo, that isn't gonna change anything: "Mario, I don't really care, I'm gay or Bi and I don't care if you send it. Those fangirls are annoying anyway."
Mario then comes with the best comeback or something like that: "Hm, what about Mario telling the world that you're straight?"
Oh god...: "NO MARIO, I'LL GET YOUR SPAGHETTI!! JUST PLEASE DON'T SEND THAT!!"
This is so dumb... I don't wanna do this today. I really don't wanna go with my guards there but it's better than being pestered by fangirls...
I get up and shove Mario away from my room and closing the door gave me freedom! Well anyways I go and get some clothes from my closet. Either my iconic look or just some white hoodie, a blue long sleeved shirt with gloves and a cap... one giving me fame and the other making me look like I have no taste in fashion but still looked like I know what I was doing in the first place.
Guess what I picked! No actually don't... It's like talking to myself is a normal thing going on in my head right now? Whatever I hope I'm not alone.
I go on my phone and see which coffee place I wanna go to next. What about Luigi's shop? It's been a long time since I've seen him anyway.
I'll get my best guards on it! And which that means Bob and Rob! I only chose them because I know them better than my other guards...
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Coffee Shop AU
RandomA cashier worker working at his friends coffee shop, of which someone walks in, is famous at that. Will they find a solution to love each other until Valentines? Well, I'm pretty sure you already know the answer, so onto the story!