Chapter 4: Love is stupid and reckless

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5 more days till Valentines Day...

Smg3's POV:

And I love it...

Why is my life like this? I just met the dude! I need to slap myself with a pan to make sure I'm not dreaming...

6 more days, huh? Till everyone is forced to get in or OUT in a relationship.

With my luck, I'll continue to spill my problems to a random oerson and date them or something like that...

I got a notification from my phone, and it was a random number?

+66 690-334-1437

(This phone number actually has a secret in it ;D Have fun trying to find it (If u even wanna))

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Unknown phone number
(+66 690-334-1437)
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《Unkown》
Hello? Is this Smg3?

《You》
First tell me who the fuck are you?

《Unkown》
It's Smg4! Remember?

《You》
Of course, I know who tf Smg4 is, but who are you really?

《Unkown》

Oh, it's Smg4, though...

《You》

Yeah, sure, buddy
Just go bother someone else...

《Unkown》
I CAN PROVE ITS SMG4 TRUST ME!!!

《You》

Hm, well, what is it then?

《Unkown》
Video call?

《You》

I guess I could do it, but you better show your face Commie

(Hhehehee, funni reference)
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☆--IT KEEPS ON GLITCHING MY GOD--☆

He called me on a video call, and I agreed to answer if he showed his face, so I accepted it . Plus, if he was gonna kidnap me, I would easily be able to beat him up! >:D

I look into the camera and look away, trying to intimidate them: "Why Hello someone I just met off the internet and claimed to be Smg4! HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY NAME AND WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?!"

??: "Should I really show my face with your attitude now??"

Smg3: "Hm, good point, my dude. You sound like you have a deep voice? What happened to being the great 'sMg4'?"

??: "Oh, uhm, idk?"

Smg3: "Fuck this I'm ending the call-"

??: "D- DON'T PLEASE!!"

I heard him mumble quietly so I was only able to figure out one word he said: "Feelings" like what?

Smg3: "Why shouldn't I?"

??: "Uhm... don't you wanna know how I know you?"

Smg3: "Go on."

??: "Probably cause of the handsome boy that called you cutie~"

Smg3: "I mean, you're not wrong... AGH, WHAT AM I SAYING?! I JUST MET THE DUDE, AND IM TALKING TO SOMEBODY I DONT KNOW AS WELL ABOUT MY FEELINGS?! Also, what was that voice, bro? If you're trying to rizz me up, you suck at it..."

??: "Yeah... well, I've been on many dates, but usually, they are the ones trying to rizz me. They actually fuckin suck."

Smg3: "I don't know one singular fucking thing about dating but I hear you man... woman can be- How can I out this without being insulting to them? Uh, annoying..."

??: "True that dude."

Smg3: "Y- yeah..."

??: "I've never dated a boy before, but I bet it would be a hundred - not a hundred... a THOUSAND times better than dating a girl, no offense to any girls in the room."

Smg3: "Well, since we kinda got to know each other, what's your name? Since you know mine, and I know it sounds weird... because it is."

??: "Yeah, yeah..."

Smg3: "I want to know your REAL name, though. Not Smg4, your voice it too monotone and weak. Also, I have no proof that you are Smg4, so you can't blame me, mate."

??: "Australian boy, I see, well. The names... uh. Just call me S for short!"

Smg3: "Good enough for me, I guess then. Oh, I gotta work, dude crap... well then S, since we kinda met, you wanna call again after I'm done working, I guess, then?"

??: "Hell yeah, sure! Let's do it. Where do you work anyway?"

Smg3: "We just met... WAIT, YOU KNOW ALREADY BECAUSE OF THE GODDAMN VIDEO DUMBASS!!"

??: "Chill, man! Anyways see you- I MEAN TALK TO YOU LATER!!"

And the call ended like that?

Hm, well, now they know my problems, so whatever my life is over anyway!

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OH WAIT, FUCK- WORK!!

(Also, srry for the short chapter 😔 (Also Also I would like to answer why I added that phone number even though I didn't want anyone to actually copy it because... REASONS :D But actually, I wanted it to look at least a little realistic, but this phone number ACTUALLY serves a secret purpose. What u guys have to figure out so peace!))

(That alone is basically a ¼ of the chapter 😭 I'm exaggerating, but you get it)

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