Day 172: Jokes

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• Knock knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive YOU!

• Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pir—yarrrrrr!

• What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

• Knock knock.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you trying not to laugh at my knock-knock joke!

• What kind of lion doesn't roar?
A dandelion.

• How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
You rocket!

• Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9

• What does a cloud wear under a raincoat?
Thunderwear.

• Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

• Which is faster? Hot or cold?
Hot. You can easily catch a cold.

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