Day 192: Cringy Pickup Lines

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• Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

• If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutcumber.

• I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single.

• It's a good thing I have my library card, because I'm totally checking you out.

• Even if there wasn't any gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you.

• Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

• You look so familiar...didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

• Four plus four equals eight but you plus me equals fate.

• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

• It's not my fault I fell in love. You're the one that tripped me.

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