Dickmatized Dainty

28• Làzuri Niah Scott

  
 
Moving to live here would be better for my pocket and also time away from my extended family as I was leaving Dainty to deal with them.

Wickedness, mih know.

I got the day off and I thankfully had Navy who bought the things I needed. It's bad enough that she gave me the place to stay, made me comfortable and won't take my money for the purchases she made. Or keeps making.

Needing some natural light, I went to my usual spot to sit on my blanket underneath the big evergreen tree. The shade as well as the wind made the place cool so I could relax for my mini picnic.

With my iced water bottle against the tree root, I put my phone on speakerphone and read the book I've been telling Dainty about that I've bought.

Our little two member book club was a hit.

I laid comfortably as if I was in my personal bed, forgetting the cushion.

"How the next part guh?" She asks me impatiently.

"Alright. Suh Cindy, Rose and Owen deh gwaan wid a piece a threesome. Remember mih seh Owen wife a Cindy enuh."

"Mih remember." She answered.

"Owen kinda self cautious bout him cocky cause it nuh big like fih him friend dem. Suh him deh tell him best friend Leon bout the thing. Him seh the dilo the woman a use is close to sixteen inches..." She starts coughing. "Yuh good?"

"Yes!" She laughs. "Continue deh."

I grinned and did just that.

"The sum'n thick tu. The gyal Cindy shame the man, worst how shi bring another gyal in the mix. Owen deh tell Leon how him know how ooman vagina stretch during delivery. Eh man eat the buff fih the first time and like how it smell and taste. Fih both him wife and fih Rose before the two women start dweet to each other. Eh man did cum inna him wife before dat but dem forget him fih a long while. Hear the bad parts now."

"Mhmm hmm." She said, munching on something, probably fruits as she has a thing for them.

"Dih wife fawud and deh give Owen strap on..."

Her laugher fills my ears and I smile.

"Mih sorry fih dih man enuh. An a wah bigger sum'n than wah God bless him wid. Mih read further on and Cindy know seh Owen tell Leon suh she come wid fih har story."

"Suh Leon did wah hear?" She inquired.

"No, shi still tell him. Har excuse fih wah end all the marriage is that shi a struggle wid the big pussy problem from early. Man always tell har and lef but shi nuh wah burden Owen wid har problem."

"Mih hate eh bitch already. For better or worse was the vow. Him accept har and it clear a nuh fih sex. Some gyal sick stomach enuh. Better if shi just talk truth and seh shi rather be a lesbian cause mih sure him would a understand as it has become a known thing." Dainty hissed.

"The bitch even move in the gyal and kick out har husband sed speed. Bout shi deh struggle with self-esteem. That's why mih love read enuh, fih understand each character's point of view. Worst how mih a consider fih leave man alone cause nuh man nuh wah nuh relationship."

"Dem two deh yaa think bout?" She realises.

"Squaddy a like Owen minus the personality. Gun and money a sin without knowledge and wisdom. Then some bwoy cyaw grow up, him will guh through ooman till him end up wid a ugly used one."

"Suh it fih guh." She agreed and I hummed.

We chat more about other things while I drank the water from the ice that has melted.