The Fox and The Weasel at Red Dawn: rewrite!

Chapter 35: family defeats all

When Naruto woke up the next morning, we felt the pain that was present in his ass, but he couldn't help but grin at what had proceeded between him and his lover. He still felt Itachi's arm around him, and when he looked up, he saw that his lover was still in a peaceful slumber. His grin increased, and he decided to try and go back to sleep, but something interrupted his thought. He heard one of his babies crying. Naruto figured that it was Airi, so he sighed before he got up, making sure that he didn't wake Itachi up. Then he quickly put some clothes on before he started walking, or limping as he found himself doing, out of the room. He quickly made his way towards the nursery, as that's where he heard the noise coming from, and he entered it to see that it was indeed Airi.

"Hey baby girl," Naruto cooed as he picked her up. "What's all this crying about, huh?" Airi stopped crying to see that it was her 'mother' and she immediately snuggled into him. Naruto couldn't help but chuckled. When he went to set her back down again, she immediately started crying, and so he kept her in his arms, and he made his way over to Shou's crib, seeing if he was still here. When Naruto found that he was, he smiled and made his way out of the room and towards the kitchen, as he found that he was hungry. Everyone was in there when he entered the room, and they immediately quieted. "What?"

"Did you have to be so fuckin' loud," Hidan stated.

"No swearing," Naruto replied, ignoring his question in favor of his rule. "I swear if you make my children swear before they were sixteen, I am going to kick your butt."

"It appears that someone did something with your butt last night," Kisame smirked, which caused Naruto to blush, but he ignored it and decided that he would get some food.

"Yeah, what's that limp about anyways, un," Diedara smirked knowingly, and Naruto turned to glare at him before he kept getting his food.

"Now, that's not nice to treat family like that, Naru-chan," Sasori stated. Naruto's glared at the ramen, willing it to go faster.

"Stop," Pein ordered. "I'm sure that Itachi would not like if you tease him on and on about their sex life, which has only just appeared.

"Shut up," Naruto exploded, ignoring his food, and he stormed out of there, with Airi still in his arms. On the way, he bumped into Konan, but he didn't even turn to acknowledge her.

"Boys," Konan glared as she looked at all of them, knowing what had happened. "You just couldn't leave them alone, could you?"

"But it was so easy to tease them, un," Diedara whined.

"You mean him. He only wanted to come in to have something to eat, and you all blow it out of proportion. I mean, sure, they hadn't have sex before, but that's because Naruto was pregnant! And it was his first time in acceptance. And Diedara, you aren't the most quiet either when it comes to you and Sasori together." Diedara just looked away. "And Pein. Be more of an example." Konan took one last glare at everyone before she gathered Naruto's food and she walked away to find them. She knew that he wouldn't be in his room, so she went to check the nursery to find that he was indeed there. She entered to find him reaching into Airi's crib, playing with her hand. "Hey."

"Hey," he sniffed.

"You know the guys are just kidding, right?" Naruto nodded. "What's wrong then?"

"I guess it's because of being in Konoha had brought back some painful memories, and I'm just not used to their joking around yet. I'll be fine soon though."

"You know, it's alright, Naruto, and that I'll always be open to talk to you, and I'm sure that everyone will be too." Naruto nodded, and he smiled slightly with Airi started giggling for no reason at all. "She's got your personality already." Naruto laughed at that.

"Yeah, I'm sure everyone would love that," Naruto chuckled.

"I definitely would," they heard, and when they turned, Itachi was in the doorway. Konan smiled at Naruto and patted his back before she got up and walked away. Naruto smiled at Itachi and then he turned his attention back to Airi. "How're they doing?"

"They're fine," Naruto replied, still playing with Airi's hand, seeing that she was going to fall asleep soon. Naruto smiled at the fact. "Shou's still asleep. I guess he just wants to be lazy today." He heard Itachi walk towards Shou's crib, and he looked over to see Itachi rubbing Shou's back. Naruto heard Airi yawn once more, and then when he turned back around, she was asleep once again. Naruto stood up then, and he stretched, which caused him to wince.

"Are you alright," Itachi questioned.

"Just a little sore," Naruto smiled reassuring to him. Itachi nodded and came to take his hand. Naruto smiled at him, and they made their way to their bedroom. Itachi laid on the bed first before he pulled Naruto down to lay next to him. He gave him a gentle kiss.

"Now this was how I was supposed to wake up this morning," Itachi whispered, smiling slightly by the affect of the kiss.

"Yeah, well, Airi wanted me," Naruto replied.

"Just like she always does," Itachi smirked.

"Yep, just like she always does."

"And that is how it always will be, Naru-chan. You don't have to worry about not having a family anymore, you know that." Naruto grinned widely at the fact that after 14 years, he finally had his family.

"Yeah, I guess you're right about that," Naruto smiled.