The Fox and The Weasel at Red Dawn: rewrite!

Chapter 25: The baby's coming!

In the Stadium (30 minutes earlier)

Gaara was just coming down the stairs to have his fight. He wasn't really paying attention to it though as he was worried about Naruto. Shukaku believed that there was something different happening today. He sighed as his opponent, Uchiha Sasuke, was still talking to his jounin instructor. He had no clue what that was about, but he didn't care right now. He just wished he wasn't here, but he knew that he had to do this, as the Akatsuki were depending on him. He was going to do this fast and easy. His goal: take Uchiha Sasuke out as quick as possible. It had hurt Itachi to hear this, but he knew that it was best since Orochimaru (who was playing as Gaara's father: the Kazekage) was able to put the curse mark on him.

"Ready to die," Sasuke questioned as he gloated.

"You are not worth my time," Gaara replied, not even looking his way as he scanned the crowd, looking for any signs of the other members. He found Kisame quickly and nodded over to him; Kisame nodded back.

"What are you looking at, teme," Sasuke inquired as he looked around also.

"Not you."

"Are you ready," Genma questioned. They both nodded. "Start!" Gaara's sand immediately rushed out at Sasuke, who tried to dodge it, but he couldn't as the sand was too fast. It crushed his leg, and he screamed out in pain. Gaara noticed his 'father' up in the Hokage box start out in fear of his precious toy being crushed, but Gaara just continued. The next leg went next, and he noticed a lot of the crowd flinch from the crunches.

"Go now," the 'Kazekage' called. Everything started rampaging then. Gaara started running.

"Where are you going, coward," Sasuke called after him. "We're not done yet!"

"I have better people to go to," Gaara remarked as he stopped, just for a quick second, thinking about killing him right there.

"Who?"

"Naruto."

"That traitor?" Those words caused a reaction in Gaara. All his sand was immediately on Sasuke within seconds, and it was crushing him. Sasuke's screams were heard throughout the stadium and some stopped to watch.

"Gaara, what are you doing," Kankuro questioned as he jumped to his side. "We are supposed to be attacking everyone except the Uchiha."

"I'm not with you," Gaara hissed as the Uchiha was finally unconscious. Gaara just let him drop to the ground, and then he started walking away.

"What?"

"I'm not with you."

"Then who are you with," Temari questioned.

"The Akatsuki." After those words were said, Gaara started running away. He noticed that Kakashi and Sakura were running after him, probably in revenge of hurting Sasuke. He didn't care as he ran back to where Naruto was. He felt something was going wrong. It had taken almost an hour just to finish this stupid thing and to get back to the house. It was soon that he heard Naruto screaming in pain, and Gaara picked up the pace.

"What's he doing going into the Hokage's house," he heard Sakura question. They were right behind him.

"AHH," Naruto's scream came. Gaara quickly ran over to him.

"Naruto," he stated as he came into his bedroom. He was on the floor, in pain, and he was panting.

"Get—Konan—NOW," he growled. Gaara nodded before he ran out of the room again, slipping passed Naruto's ex-teammates.

"Naruto," Sakura questioned in disbelief.

"Naruto, grab my hand," Kakashi suggested as he held it out to him. Naruto grasped it immediately and made Kakashi yelp.

"Sorry—sensei," he said between the pain.

"Don't worry; I had to do this when your mother was giving birth to you also," he eye-smiled, and Naruto couldn't help but smile as he learned something about his family.

"Kakashi-sensei, you are going to tell me about my parentage someday soon, right," he questioned.

"Sure, Naruto, sure," he stated before pulling Naruto up, and he led him to the bed.

"Okay, what is going on here," Sakura questioned as she finally got out of her dazed state. "Naruto, is a guy—a guy who is pregnant! That isn't supposed to happen to the male sex. Now, I need to know right now, or you all are going to be in—"

"Sakura," Naruto yelled as another round of pain came on, but he didn't care; he had to get this out. "Shut the fuck up! You are not even a decent konoichi—no, a decent girl—to demand this kind of information. Now, get the fuck out of here before I get my pregnant ass up and beat it!" She stared in shock as she has never been treated that way, especially by Naruto.

"You are not Naruto," she said.

"No, I am Naruto Uzumaki, the real me," Naruto glared at her. "Now OUT!" She quickly ran from the room, sobbing as she went, just as Konan came running into the room.

"Oh thank Kami, Naruto," she sighed when she saw that he wasn't alone. She had worried about him, especially when Gaara came to her. "Are you alright?"

"I'm fine, if you mean that this is natural," Naruto smirked as he tried to crack a joke through the pause of pain.

"Alright boys, you are out of the room," Konan instructed. "It's time to put my theory to work."