The Fox and The Weasel at Red Dawn: rewrite!

Chapter 21: The mother hen of all mother hens

Chapter 21: The mother hen of all mother hens

Hide me," Naruto yelled as he got up quicker than any pregnant person could do when they were eight months pregnant and quickly scurried to hide around Itachi, who was standing there, looking perplexed.

"Naruto, what are you—" Konan didn't have a chance to finish as someone barged into the room, and they immediately turned into defense. It was Iruka Umino, and he was redfaced.

"Crap," Naruto whispered as soon as he saw it. Itachi quirked an eyebrow.

"NARUTO UZUMAKI, GET OVER HERE," Iruka yelled, using his big head jutsu.

"Okay," Naruto squeezed and he pushed Itachi forward so he was hiding behind him.

"NARUTO, DON'T TRY MY PATIENCE!" He eeped before he ran out in front of Iruka, forgetting everyone around them, even his stomach. When Iruka saw it, he went gobsmack. "Naruto, what's that?" Naruto looked down to see his stomach.

"Oh," Naruto stated as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "I guess you never got informed, huh?" 'Shit, how do I get out of this?' "Well, you see Iruka-sensei—uh—you have to know—um."

"Just spit it out, Naruto," he growled.

"I'm pregnant," he squeaked out.

"WHAT," he erupted, and Naruto immediately ran behind Itachi once again. Itachi was just getting even more curious. Naruto never had shown much fear, sure, he's been sad, depressed, angry, and anything else negative, but he had never really shown fear to them before. Now, this chuunin was the only person to install fear into the heart of Naruto? It just didn't make sense to him at all. "YOU!" All of sudden, Itachi became a part of this, as Iruka pointed at him. "YOU DID THIS!"

"Sensei, he didn't—"

"You had to go and impregnant Naruto, a good boy."

"Iruka-sensei—"

"I will kill—"

"He didn't do it," Naruto yelled from his spot behind Itachi. Itachi flinched because he was right in front of Naruto and that yell was loud, but it got the point across.

"Oh," Iruka said as he turned red. "Well, who did then?" Everyone pointed to where Yuudai was dead on the ground. "Oh."

"But I am Naruto's boyfriend," Itachi informed him.

"Itachi, no," Naruto hissed, but it was too late. Iruka turned his evil eye on him. "Itachi, I advise you to get behind me."

"Why," he questioned.

"Just do it," Naruto hissed. Kisame's booming laugh was heard thoughout the entire room as he found this absolutely hilarious. Konan was trying to keep a straight face while Sarutobi sighed.

'I'm getting too old for this,' he thought. 'And I have no successor to appoint it to.' He sighed once again.

"Naruto, why haven't you informed me of all of this," Iruka questioned coldly, and Naruto gulped.

"Because I left the village, and I had no way of contacting you," Naruto said slowly as he tried to back Itachi up as Iruka was starting to stalk them like prey.

"And why was that," Iruka questioned.

"Because I was sick of how the village treated me."

"And you didn't think of telling me, why?"

"Because I knew that it would be a very hard thing to do, and I didn't want to think that I let you down. It didn't help that I was leaving with a missing nin either."

"And why didn't you inform me that you had feelings for said missing nin?"

"Because it was frowned upon, and I didn't think you would approve," Naruto said hesitantly as he knew that he was getting into murky waters here.

"And when were you going to tell me about him," he growled at the now dead man.

"Sensei, you know that I never talk to you about my true problems. You've always known that."

"Yeah, Naruto, but I expected for you to tell me when it becomes too serious, and this," he said as he waved his hand at me while I was still backing Itachi towards the door, "Is too serious."

"I'm going to take care of him, I swear," Naruto stated.

"Naruto, you are too young," Iruka countered.

"Just because I'm too young, doesn't mean that I can't do it. I've been doing things on my own since I was six years old, remember," I countradicted.

"Naruto, don't you dare play that card with me."

"Then, trust me for once."

"I do trust you, Naruto, it's just that I worry about you."

"Fine, but one thing."

"What?"

"Itachi, run for it now," Naruto yelled as he pushed him out of the door. Itachi didn't budge.

"Naruto, don't you think that I haven't forgotten about your little boyfriend," Iruka smiled evilly as he cracked his knuckles in anticipation.

'Oh, Kami!'