[3] Angry pole

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t's been a week since the fight with Marvin and a week since I've streamed. Fans were starting to get worried about no content coming out but I've been waiting for the bruises I had to dissappear.

All I had left on my face was a little slit on my brow and a bruise on my cheek. I decided to accept a collab from some guys called the group chat. I've been watching them since the 'I pranked my friend on discord' and stuck around since there.

I joined the call they were in, we were going to do a podcast episode.

"And this is our special guest AVIDSMOKER!!", I took this as a cue to turn my cam on. "Hey what the FUCK is up spotify(and youtube), it's your favorite incel. So today I've been invited to partake in a podcast with some random guys-"

"Hey this isn't your channel buddy leave the talking to us", yumi cut me off. "AHHH the hate demon is possessing him!", Larry yelled out. I laughed as I saw tanner and Larry's face.

"Alright yumo go ahead and talk since you know everything", I said with a mad expression on my face.

The group laughs at the nickname I just made up. "DO NOT CALL ME YUMO....haha sorry I couldn't come up with a nickname"

I put a palm against my forehead and giggled a little bit. "Don't call me yumo", Isaac mimicked as he made his voice higher.

"Alright so, how you been Y/n it's been like a few days since you've streamed", Nick asked trying to steer the conversation into topic.

"I've been pretty busy with my personal life but by the time this episode comes out I might be getting back on track"

I hear tanner speak up,"woahh what happened to you I just noticed your face" Grunk laughed,"You noticed y/ns face? What does that even mean"

The call exploded in laughter. "I was skating and as I ollied down some stairs I crashed into a pole".

"What did the pole beat you up or something?", Isaac asked as he laughed between words. "Yeah it got mad I was skating on his turf."

We all laughed as Larry reenacted what the scene might have been like. "Y/n!" "Yes grunk?" "Who's your favorite group chat member?"

I stared a bit into my Webcam. "I don't  have a favorite yet but I fuck with all of you guys"

Nick said,"We've heard you've been a viewer of us for like what 2 or 3 years. And before you came in I was saying that it was funny because you were one of our favorite youtubers"

"Oh yeah the videos you guys would come out with were pretty funny- wait guess what I have" I said as I stood up and walked towards a shelf out of the cameras view.

I put my headset back on and showed an issacwhy plush I had bought a year prior. I heard gasps along with Isaac saying," no way oh em gee there he is"

"Y/n do you have my youtooz?" I looked at nicks video,"Sorry bud my parents would have gotten mad if they saw a figure with its nuts hanging low"

"Aw", Nick said with a sad face. "Nick you're a loser", yumi spoke out of no where. We laughed a little. "Shut up and leave him alone yumo"

"Ouuhh y/n has a favorite" tanner teased. "Nah I just don't like yumo and his hater attitude"

Larry looked at his camera and made a face that was supposed to be cute. "Am I pretty enough for you, Y/n?"

"Dude you're so ugly" "And yumi is the hater?" Grunk spoke with a smile. "Okay but I admit I'm a hater so it cancels out" Nick laughs,"cancels out?"

"Haha yeah all my wrong deeds have been forgiven once I acknowledged them"

"Y/n can beat up and old granny crossing the street and say that it's okay because they know they did it" tanner said while laughing.

We were an hour in when the topic of feeling grey came up.

"You slept half the day,"
"I TOOK A ONE HOUR NAP!"
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I was scrolling through my phone when I got a notification from Twitter.

'@jschlatt: the pole for sure didn't beat you up'

The episode must have came out already. I opened it up and started typing.

J: The pole for sure didn't beat you up

Maybe it didn't but what does it matter

J: what happened??

Nonya lol

J

: Hey I'm being serious ill call you on disc rn

I don't even talk to the guy much why does he want to know so bad? I walked over to my set up and went to discord and he was already calling.

"Hello y/n?" "Yeah what's up?" His cam turned on showing his long wavy disheveld hair. I guess he wanted me to do the same so I did. "Yeah a fucking pole didn't do that"

"I just don't wanna start something online, I want this to be private." He stayed quiet for a bit. "But you're fine now right?"

"Yeah nothing hurts anymore I'm fine, you should see the other guy." I saw him thinking deeply about something and I was starting to get weirded out at the silence. "Okay why did you call, you're being weird."

"Well I wanted to see if you were fine but there's something else" "What is it", I tilted my head a little.

"What's the guys name?" Weird. "It was my neighbor Marvin, why?"

"He's my cousin."
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A/n: I'm not sure where I'm going with this one but like schlatt said it all works out in the end 🙏🙏




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