*its middle earth now-- this is all over the place, i swear*
tauriel: 𝓱𝓔𝔂 𝓛𝓔𝓰𝓸𝓛𝓐𝓢
legolas: uh.... hello?
aerlinniel: *angry* 𝔾𝔼𝕋 𝕆𝕌𝕋 𝕆𝔽 ℍ𝔼ℝ𝔼 𝕋𝔸𝕌ℝ𝕀𝔼𝕃
tauriel: *glaring at aerlinniel* no.
ally: ʜᴇʏʜᴇʏʜᴇʏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛᴛᴀ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴀ ʀᴀᴛ *whacks tauriel on the head*
tauriel: ₒW!!₁! ᵢ dᵢdₙₜ ₑᵥₑₙ Dₒ ₐₙyₜₕᵢₙG!
ally: fine, but if you so much as even lay a finger on legolas, 𝔦𝔪 𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔞 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔦𝔫𝔱𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔬𝔯
tauriel: *rolls eyes at ally* legolas ⓦⓐⓝⓝⓐ ⓖⓔⓣ ⓜⓐⓡⓡⓘⓔⓓ
legolas: ˜"*°•.˜"*°• no •°*"˜.•°*"˜
tauriel: but you love me.
legolas: ↫↫↫↫↫ ⓃⓄ ↬↬↬↬↬ *zooms away and climbs up a tree*
tauriel: O♥H♥ ♥m♥Y♥ ♥g♥O♥D
aerlinniel: tauriel, you shouldnt even be offeneded. you dont even exist
tauriel: *sobbing as she fades away*
aerlinniel: Q̶͇͛̓Ù̶̧̞͕̘̼̈́̆I̴̦͓̩̝̼͐̅͘C̵̹̝̭̀̋̔̚K̶̳̬͛ ̶̫͉͖̦̉͋̓̿Ä̷̘́Ļ̶̈́L̶͇̓Y̸̞̱͚͆̔̌̾́,̸̡̻̗͉̀̐̅͝ͅ ̶͈̗̣̱́̇̈̚H̵̟́͂̇I̷͖͝T̸̗̦̞̔̍͗̓͒ ̴͍̻̈́͜Ḫ̷̬̇̌E̵̞̼̰̒͋̓̂͘R̴̝̾̆̐̎͗ ̸̞́͌̆͒W̶̧̙̮̻͓͗̄̌̑͘Ȋ̶̱̲̣̼̬̊̂̅T̸̮̻̟̿̈̌H̴̻͍̔̓̂ ̸̨̹̱͌͌̈́̃̾A̴̤̤̩͖̙͂ ̴̻̝̓̓B̵̛̟͔͍́͛̇ͅR̶̙̎O̶̺͔̓̏̓͊O̷̪̔͗̏̌͜M̷̨͕̖̀͂ ̴̘̽͒̕Ẁ̸̤͇͒̄̉͝H̷̟̥̮̉I̶͙̥̦͛̇̿̑̾L̴͙̠̿̇̏E̵͚̓͗̔̇ ̷̢͓̬͐̄Y̴̻͛̃̈́O̸̢̘͕̎̑̃Ŭ̷̧̘̗̹̬ ̵̪̲̈́͊Ċ̸̘͛̇͋A̶̹̿N̸̛͙̓̆̃̃
ally: *extremely violent and aggressive whacking tauriel with her broom*
boromir: 𝓸𝓸𝓞𝓱 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ally: *🅳🅴🅰🆃🅷 🅶🅻🅰🆁🅴 🅰🆃 🅱🅾🆁🅾🅼🅸🆁*
boromir: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) *proceeds to slurp up ramen*
thranduil: *walks up to the tree legolas is sitting in* 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓼, 𝓲 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓵𝓪𝓭𝔂
legolas: 𝚋𝚄𝚝 𝚏𝙰𝚝𝙷𝙴𝚛-- *still sitting up in the tree*
thanduil: no arguing, yoU SiGn The DiVorCe PaPErs nOW.
ally: too late to sign the divorce papers and marry tauriel instead, she already dissipated
thranduil: w h a t
*in the end ally started whacking thranduil with her broom for fun, he was once again severely injured*
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