Yo tf made the sun this bright

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You awaken blearily on a hospital bed, white light beaming on your corneas. You groan in annoyance at it begging for it to be turned the fuck off and in response, it does.

"Thank fuck" you groan out again at the blessing of darkness. Then you realise your situation. Where are you ? You only remember getting absolutely blasted off of weed brownies and knocking out. Are you still high?

You look to your left and see nurse with a clip board probably writing your vitals down, "Fine as hell" you think to yourself amidst her locking eyes with you.

"Good Afternoon, how do you feel ? Anything irregular you need to tell us ?" she questioned with experienced warmth. You genuinely rack your brain and notice, yeah, something isn't right. There's a tingling under the skin of your hands that are near the metal of the bed, lurching for it. By then you notice that your hands look like workman's hands, like a dude that wears Carhart jackets (cause they do workwear) but feminine. Your attention is on the nurse now.

"Uh..yeah I'm good just hazy it's also just I don't know where I am." The nurse responds quickly to you.

"Well, you're in one of the best Hospitals in Piltover
you got lucky when you stumbled upon who brought your here !" She cheerily quips, kind of a good sign if even she's flexing about it like that. Unluckily for her your mind freezes at the name "Piltover", 'How am I in Piltover ?' you question to yourself, last you remembered you were in Kalkite.

"I can even bring her in for you if you'd like, meet your hero and what not." Hero could genuinely be a blue braided murder hobo if what she said before was true. You nod your head in agreement hoping that whoever brought you here was civilised.

The nurse leaves to get whoever her is, which begins a short zone out of you. This had to be prank right ? No, too elaborate for high adults. You pinch your self to make sure everything is re- "SHit" you whisper shout, yeah it's real alright. Now the real question.. why do I feel amped up ? There's something surging in you waiting for you let it out but what is it actually ? You look at your hand again and see your favourite colour moving beneath your skin, not harming you either.

You pinch the air absentmindedly and a spare pen flies into your grasp along with the metal cup it was perched in, then the TV remote, then a scalpel with the cover still on it.

"YYYYOOOOOOO"
"What are you shouting about ?"
"WHAT AM I SHOUTING ABOUT ? THIS-"

You turn to see Caitlyn Kiramman and her partner in justice, Vi profoundly at your doorway, undeniably there in front of you, observing your situation with trepidation. Your mouth hangs open at them, gawking at them like a fish observing a man hammer something down. Ew there's drool at the side of your mouth, come on bruh Mama raised you betters than that !

"Hey can you like not do what your doing right now please, we wanna get to know you." Vi points out casually.

"Yes, we don't want to get stabbed by the patient we found with ammunition attached to her..." Caitlyn points out exasperatedly.

Wait
Ammo ?
Save it for later.

"Um uuhh I don't know how." you wince like you broke something but admit it's your fault anyway.

"Don't think about the thing you're doing I guess ?" Vi says. So, you simply don't, and the objects prior fall onto the bed (scalpel conveniently pointed away from you) with soft thuds.

"Now that that's over, we need to talk." Caitlyn says firmly, ready for an interrogation.

"Uh yeah for sure..." You steel yourself for the inevitable.

To be Contiued.

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