Missing Masky

The Honeymooners

Masky's POV

We went to Vegas for our honeymoon. I never thought Jeff would be such a gentlemen. I also never expected to see Jay here with his girlfriend Tonya. They were old college roommate's of mine. I didn't recognize them at first Tonya they spotted me. "Hey," Tonya greeted me getting her flirt on. "Sorry Tonya I'm ,a married man,". I showed her my hand. " Oh I'm so sorry, so did you and Hoodie get back together?" She asked. "No actually I got remarried," I said. "Oh so who's the lucky lady?" Tonya asked assuming it was a girl. But you know what they say about assuming it makes an ass out of you and me! "Well umm ...." I said trailing off. "Let me guess you don't want to kiss and tell!" she said very loudly. "No actually I didn't get married to a girl at all you see... ." I managed to say before Jeff bluntly interrupted me.

"Are you trying to flirt with my Masky!" he implied. I can smell the alcohol on his breath. "For god's sake Jeffy did you get drunk again?" I asked giving all my attention to a drunken Jeff. "Wait cute pets names the ring oh my god this is your husband!" Tonya said. "Shut up!" I said my voice snapping. "I'm telling Jay!" Tonya said enthusiastically jumping out of her seat. "Oh no you don't!' I said stopping her. "But why!" she whined. "Because I said so and I want to enjoy the rest of my honeymoon!" I sarcastically said. "Ooh you do know what couples so on their honeymoons right!" She asked being ever so childish. "Shut up!" I squealed. "Oh my god you two are totally going to do it!" Tonya exclaimed.

Then of nowhere Jay came out of hiding. "Hey babe what I miss?" He asked. "Hey Jay," I wave to him shyly. "Is that," he asked. "Yup," Tonya said. "Oh my god hai Timothy," he kindly greeted me. "Timothy? Damn I married a nerd!" Jeff said still drunk out of his mind. "And who might this be?" Jay asked. "My husband," I said with a sigh. "Oh I see so what's your plans for the night?' Jay asking obviously wanting to know more about my personal life. "You know what I literally don't know do you Jeff?" I ask sarcastically.

"You know you can always have a drink or two," Jay suggested. I have him a smug look. He knows what I'm like when I'm drunk! "Yeah come on Masky one drink?" Jeff begged. I have to admit I loved to see him beg. "Fine," I said ordering a drink. After a few shots maybe more with Jeff I was an out of control loose cannon of a party animal. The one thing I promised myself I wouldn't be during this trip. I woke up half naked in a bed with Jeff. I took a moment to take in the situation and realized oh my zalgo Jeff and I... My lord! I shook him up with the little strength I had left. As soon as he woke I passionately kissed him, cuffing my hand around his cheeks. "Well you're in a good mood today," he said rubbing his hand against my thigh. I giggled as I tired to getting up. I could've fallen if it weren't for Jeff catching me first. "I think you should stay in bed for now," he told me. I nodded falling back asleep.

It wasn't until like an hour later when I was awoken my the smell of eggs and bacon . "Morning sunshine," Jeff said kindly greeting me. I sat up realizing I was still butt naked in bed. Thanks," I said taking the plate out of his hands. Jeff plopped him self next to. "Damn," he whispered under his breath. "What is it?' i asked cuddling up to him. "You gave me one hell of a blow job last night,' Jeff said. I was surprised and quite frankly embarrassed. I mean I knew I was good but not that good! After breakfast I got up, got dress, acting like it was a normal day with my husband.