Why do these little fuckers exist
I just spent like 30 minutes trying to get a pizza stain out of my bathing suit cover-up because of the field trip tomorrow
That's 30 minutes I could've spent reading
A 30 minute waste of my life
On top of that, I have to shave my bikini line bc no one wants a Hairy Mary
IT'S ALWAYS SO FUCKING ITCHY
GAH
But mom wouldn't let me stay home soooooooo
On the bright side I might get to see him without his shirt on which would be very nice not gonna lie
There's always a soccer lining, right?
