Have you ever just been in that mood
And it's not even a mood it's just
*sigh*
Bc that's me rn and I don't even know what to sigh about someone help me find something so I can get my sighs out
AlsO DID YOU SEE MIKEY FALL
I LAUGHED UNTIL I SAW THE PAIN ON HIS FACE
THEN I FELT LIKE A TERRIBLE PERSON
I APOLOGIZE MIKEEYYYYY
One more thING
THERE'S A RUMOR FLOATING AROUND THAT ASH AND BRYANA BROKE UP
IS THERE CREDIBILITY TO THIS
BC I LITERALLY DECIDED TO STOP JUDGING HER BY HER PAST AND GIVE HER A CHANCE LIKE A WEEK AGO
(Internally I'm singing "about a week ago" why am I just)
I KNOW THAT IF THEY DID BREAK UP, ASHTON IS HURTING RN AND THAT MAKES ME JUST WANT TO CUDDLE WITH HIM BUt he was an ass to those fans
Gaaahhhh
I WISH THAT I COULD WAKE UP WITH AMNESIA
AND FORGET ABOUT THIS STUPID LITTLE FANDOM
oh also I saw something today and it was too the tune of Little Einsteins
But instead of the normal lyrics it was like
IN MY ROCKETSHIP ON MY WAY TO SUCK YOUR DICK
ZOOMING THROUGH THE SKIES
CUZ I'M GETTIN SOME TONIGHT
I laughed harder than I should've.
HEY NEW IDEA
I'm trying to cut back on my cussing bc damn I got better from like sixth/seventh grade when I had a sailor's mouth but it's still pretty bad tbh oops
Lol this kid on my bus was "educating" this sixth grade boy and he was like
"Just remember, kid, two in the pink, one in the sink"
And I was the only one who got it
I had to explain it to my friend bc shE DIDN'T GET IT
These people are dirty ass mofos
Okay that is all good night I'll be here all week
*drops mic*
