Kyle is available | South Park

Moody Mondays

*This might be a platonic Style (kind of), but watch out for K2..

I suck at title..

Warning: Bananas and Cartman

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It's Monday, probably the most hated day of the week. Who even loves Monday?

No one...

It's the day to get your ass back to work and dump your child to school. It's like starting a new level in a game :)

And that's what the Broflovski family are doing right now, getting ready for work and school...

Kyle was in no mood to go to school today, he doesn't want to deal with a fatass, an alcoholic, a pervert, random chaos, studying, breathing and living all at once...

(Might as well get stuck in an tree-)

But because he has very strict parents, he HAS to go. Faking sickness no longer works..

"You won't notice how fast the day goes by bubby!" that's what Ursula would say to him whenever he complains about not wanting to go to school.

(I'm not sorry Sheila-)

"Only the power of sleeping does that.." he thought to himself

"Have fun at school bubby!" his mom shouted from the kitchen.

"It's slowly killing me instead..." Kyle mumble before shutting the door behind him and starts walking to his usual bus stop.

His friends aref already there, great.. Just what he needed.. Human interaction..

Quest 1: Tolerate ur shitty friends

A difficult task indeed. If you have normal friends, it'll be easy but no, Kyle's friends are different. Kyle's gay little friends here can be war criminals if they want to. Including himself...

"Hey Jew, why the face? Did ur fat bitch mom give u lemon for breakfast?" the fatherless fatass laughs as he points at Kyle.

"I skip breakfast to avoid being fat like you..." Kyle smacks Cartman's fat hand away and stand beside Stan while Cartman starts bitching him about how he's not fat, he's big boned yadah yadah yadah same shit...

Kyle is having none of it..

Thank goodness the bus is here. He literally shove Stan aside and hop on the bus leaving Stan shock by his super best friend's action. The boy was too stunned to speak..

"Stop standing there and get in you stupid fuck.." Is what Kyle said to him.

Okay, the nerve?!

"What's up with you today?" Stan ask, finally hopping on the bus. The bus driver would have just leave his ass there if he didn't get in.

Kyle didn't said anything but just flip him off before taking a seat. Stan sighs, rolling his eyes before sitting next to Kyle.

"Wow, they both look so gay right now.." Cartman comments as he watches the two at the back with Kenny..

"Dude let them be. Next thing you know, they're gonna hold hands as they walk in school like they just got married or something" Kenny chuckles through his parka.