Lamarques and Malayah :
So Cliff cooking girl came up with a prank fa us to do on Cliff. Na if you know me you know I'm good at pranking folks.
"How you think we gon start it off?"
"First of all I gotta make my way to ha club and you know like it's gon be a lil flirtatious between me and you and it's just gon go from there"
"Okay, and tell yo friend to go along with it too to make it more interesting"
"Aw shit I like the sound of that. Woddy a good actor so shit he gon nail it"
"Ok well see you tonight"
I called Woddy ova to the spot to let him in on it.
"Wassup"
"So we doing a lil prank on my shorty tonight"
"We who?"
"Me, you, and ha cook Malayah"
"What it's about?"
"Basically ima be all up on shorty acting as if I like ha and shit like that. For yo part I want you to egg the shit on like you agree with it"
"Uncle Clifford gon be shocked that I'm agreeing with that shit, but you know I gotchu"
"Aight ima catch you tonight"
I drove ova to Cliff spot.
"Sup shorty"
"Uh whatchu all smiley about?"
"I can't smile?"
"You can, but something must be up"
"Ain't nothing up. Whatchu doing?"
"Looking fa something to wear"
"Cliff all them clothes you got come on na"
"That's why it's hard to find something cause it's so many to choose from"
"Red, wear red"
"Wassup witchu and the color red?"
"Nothing it's just that ever since I saw you in that mirror that day I left to go on tour you looked beautiful in that red."
"I still can't believe yo ass was looking at me the whole time"
"I tapped the doe to let you know I saw you Cliff you just ain't catch on"
"I ain't even hear the tap"
"That's what I know. Whatchu got going at yo club today?"
"Same old, same old."
"Malayah gon be there?"
She looked confused.
"Yeah, why you ask?"
"Cause the otha chefs can't make the wangz like she can. I wanted some tonight"
"Wangz is wangz Lamarques they all taste the same"
"Nah hers ain't like the rest. She be putting ha foot in em"
"Chile whateva you acting a lil strange"
"How?"
"You know how, zip this up. I'm slowly running out of lotion and perfume."
"I'll grab you some mo or you can ask Malayah to if she can"
"Why you keep feeling the need to mention ha name?"
"She basically one of yo girls I was just suggesting"
"No I can go get my own thangs, and if ima ask anybody it's gon be Cedes in which you already know"
